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Jeff Bezos and Amazon Could Be Paving The Way For a Dystopian Nightmare
Welcome to the United States of Amazon. Picture a not so far-off future where the online retailer has gobbled up all other businesses, automated all tasks and decisions previously carried out by human workers, and created a government full of AI bots uncorrupted by individual ...read more
How To Make It In America In 8 Easy Steps
Do you have snobby taste in everything but no money to back up your bias? Are you critical of the five-star restaurants your mom takes you to when she visits even though you usually eat at Chipotle? Are you of the belief that anyone who dies shopping on Black Friday deserves a ...read more
Introducing New Banter Writer (And Whole Foods Survivor) Kelly MacLean!
If you've a) been to Whole Foods, b) read the internet, you've probably heard of Kelly MacLean - the stand up comic, actress and writer from Los Angeles who penned what has to be the funniest column of the year, "Surviving Whole Foods" at the Huff Post. "Whole Foods is like ...read more
How to Handle a Hangover (And Hide it From Your Boss)
Did you get wasted last night? Were your eyes bigger than your liver? Is tequila stronger than you remembered? Fear not, my nauseous friend! Below are 7 ways to help handle a hangover (and appear to be a functioning member of society): 1.) Open Eyes This is the first and ...read more
Obama Proposes Corporate Tax Cut
The Obama administration is planning to propose cutting the top tax rate for corporations to 28%, and pay for it by eliminating dozens of tax loopholes companies now use to lower their rates, a senior administration official said. Chances of a deeply divided ...read more