Video: "One Regular, One Indian"
This makes my head hurt. I comfort myself with the thought that it might not be real. I hope. If it is real, it's a pretty good example of what orthodox religion screws up in people. ...read more
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Cops: Brazilian TV Host Killed Rivals For Ratings
Nobody give Bill O'Reilly any ideas please. Souza, a state legislator and former host of a police TV show called 'Canal Livre,' also was a drug trafficker, officials say. And to get rid of the competition -- and drive up ratings -- he would order that criminal rivals be killed ...read more
More Entertaining Than YOUR Local Council Meeting
(don't bother watching past 4:15) Link Leland Alderwoman Mala Brooks was dragged screaming for a Board of Aldermen meeting last week. Last year, former Leland Mayor Barbara Brooks and her daughter, Mala Brooks, wrote several checks totaling nearly $12,000 without approval ...read more
Man Sniffs Gasoline, Gets Tasered, Explodes Into Flames
Um... what? The man, identified by his family as 36-year-old Ronald Mitchell, was in critical condition at a Perth hospital in Western Australia state following Monday's incident in Warburton, an Aboriginal community 950 miles northeast of Perth. Western Australia police said ...read more
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This Twilight Thing
It reminds me of stupid things from middle school that the girls went nuts over. Like New Kids On The Block. ...read more
Mark Sanford Does South America
My bet is still that he went to have a vision quest. S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford arrived in the Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport this morning, having wrapped up a seven-day visit to Buenos Aires, Argentina, he said. Sanford said he had not been hiking along the Appalachian ...read more
Men Cooked Drug Dealer's Body. Yes, Cooked.
Ick Daniel Bradley, 47, of Westwood, and Paul Moccia, 48, of Dedham, pleaded not guilty Monday in Wrentham District Court to murder charges in the death of Angel Antonio Ramirez, a construction worker from Guatemala who lived in Framingham. Moccia met Ramirez near the concrete ...read more
Glenn Beck Guest Faints On Air
Wild. Apparently the guy (David Buckner) was sick and not feeling well... [flv:/files/beckfaint.flv 320 240] ...read more
Westboro Baptist Cult Coming To Maryland For Crazytime
Just great. A church based in Topeka, Kansas is scheduled to demonstrate next month outside Walt Whitman High School in Bethesda because the school, which opened in 1962, is named for a man who may have been homosexual. Westboro Baptist Church has been drawing national attention ...read more
Clearly Somebody Screwed Up
Jesus A 23-year-old inmate beaten to death at the Oklahoma State Penitentiary had been put in a cell with convicted killer he had testified against. Prison spokesman Jerry Massie says Paul Duran Jr. fought with one cellmate and then was put in a cell with Jessie James Dalton. ...read more
Clearly We Need A Cocaine Bailout
The bottom has dropped out of the blow market. The price of cocaine in Europe is set to fall even further as smugglers use new routes through West Africa and the Balkans, says the UN anti-drugs agency. In its latest report, the International Narcotics Control Board (INCB), said ...read more
Ohio Teacher Amber Carter: Great Teacher... Or Greatest Teacher?
It's usually the students who get in trouble for cutting class. An Ohio fourth-grade teacher had a side job as a prostitute, and even skipped class after using a school computer to arrange an afternoon tryst at a motel, authorities say. Logan County sheriff's officials said ...read more
What Lt. Worf Does In Retirement
It's not as bad as that crazy party Captain Picard had, but its getting there. Colorado police say a man with too much 'Star Trek' on his mind used a sword modeled after the weapon carried by Klingon warriors to demand money from two convenience stores. Investigators say the ...read more
Octuplets, Assemble!
Somebody had an origin today. A California woman shocked doctors by giving birth on Monday to octuplets, believed to be only the second set of eight babies born in the United States. The six boys and two girls were doing well and were in stable condition in the neonatal ...read more
Mom Of Adolf Hitler Says She Didn't Abuse Kid... Named Her Child Hitler
Morons in the news... The mother of a 3-year-old named Adolf Hitler has broken a court-ordered silence, saying she and her husband would never abuse their Nazi-named son or daughters. 'My husband and I would never abuse our children, and he would never harm anybody,' Deborah ...read more
The First Sign Of Trouble Was When They Named The Kid Adolf Hitler
I kid you not. Three New Jersey siblings whose names have Nazi connotations have been placed in the custody of the state, police said Wednesday. Holland Township Police Sgt. John Harris said workers from the state Division of Youth and Family Services removed 3-year-old Adolf ...read more
No Real Man Wears Something Called "Mantyhose"
Seriously, purely fictional nonsense. ...read more
Animals Sitting Like Humans
My dog C.K. sits like this all the time, especially on the couch in the living room. I should take a picture of it happening. ...read more
Weird Robbery Or Wacky Sitcom Plot?
I swear I remember Cousin Larry from Perfect Strangers doing this. A 19-year-old Hutchinson man was arrested after allegedly breaking into his own home and stealing a car, jewelry, some money, and other items. Police said he allegedly lured his other family members away Friday ...read more
Now Your Entire Family Can Look Like Monks!
I love ridiculous products advertised on TV, and I just saw a new one (to me). It's called the Snuggie and its, quite literally, a blanket with sleeves. That's right. Because apparently when under a cover people don't know what to do with their arms. So they added sleeves. You ...read more
The. Baby. Had. A. Foot. In. His. Brain.
I'm sorry, but I'm fascinated with this story. And now there are pictures. Pictures of the foot. In the baby's brain. ...read more
Baby Had A Foot In His Brain
What? What? WHAT? A pediatric neurosurgeon says a tumor he removed from the brain of a Colorado Springs infant contained a tiny foot and other partially formed body parts. Dr. Paul Grabb said he operated on Sam Esquibel at Memorial Hospital for Children after an MRI showed a ...read more
Fantastic
It's not just a name, it sounds like a challenge. A Glastonbury teenager is claiming to have the longest name in the world - Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined. Captain Fantastic - formerly George Garratt - changed his ...read more
McCain's Brother Joe Calls 9-1-1 To Complain Over Traffic
"He called the police emergency line because he was angry he was stuck in traffic. The 911 call came into the City of Alexandria on Oct. 21st That's creating some buzz because it appears to come from Joe McCain, John McCain's brother." [Link] ...read more
Texas Cop Paul Stephens Kills Family Dog By Being An Ass
The video:What. An. Ass. A San Marcos, Texas, police officer has been accused of inappropriate behavior during a traffic stop which may have lead to a dog's death. Officer Paul Stephens spotted driver Michael Gonzalez speeding down Interstate 35 and pulled him over for clocking ...read more
A Holocaust Float? What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Somebody thought this was a good idea. A Brazilian judge has banned a controversial Carnival float that depicted Holocaust victims and was to be accompanied by a samba dancer dressed as Adolph Hitler. The creators said the float was a protest against genocide, but judge in Rio ...read more
Dachshund Playah
Dachshund impregnates Rottweiller. WTF? When asked for comment, C.K. said "this is how we roll" and walked off into the horizon. (via reader jerry) ...read more
8 Year Old In Trouble For Sexual Conduct Initiated By 14 Year Old
At some point Bizarro took over this planet and never looked back. A mother is upset after a 14-year-old babysitter engaged in sexual conduct with her eight-year-old boy, and the eight-year-old was charged with lewd conduct. Prosecutors have since dropped the charges against ...read more
Alec Baldwin's Insane Voicemail To His Daughter
NSFW: The father of the year nominations came out, and Alec has been passed over. Now, Alec Baldwin is in court versus Kim Basinger and she clearly leaked this to make him look bad, but... he kind of threw the pitch in slow-motion underhanded right over the plate. ...read more
Crack In Your Pocket
The question of who had the jacket last comes to mind: "A first grade boy searching his jacket pocket for money found a bag of crack cocaine worth about $8,900, authorities said Wednesday. The 7-year-old, who attends Forest Hills Elementary School, found the bag at school ...read more