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Trump Acknowledges That Trumpism Is A Losing Platform For The Midterms
My personal rule for evaluating Donald Trump's presidency continues to be: Trump always makes things worse for Trump. No matter which way the president zigs or zags, every decision somehow worsens Trump's peril, be it legal or political or miscellaneous. It's kind of a miracle ...read more
MEMBERS ONLY: If You Want To Know Who Trump's Calling On His Personal Cellphone, Ask Our Enemies
One of the many supremely stressful aspects of the Trump era is the very real danger that President Trump's style of erratic, racist, bullying, misinformed politics will continue beyond Trump, further eroding institutions and obliterating the functioning of government as we know ...read more
Deplorables Terrified Of Impending Manocide After Big Democratic Wins
(SATIRE WARNING!) Yesterday morning they emerged ready. Millions of Americans headed to the polls to cast their votes. For most it was a day like any other, but for some, misogynists and bigots, Judgement Day had arrived in the environs of the Commonwealth of Virginia and the ...read more
Russia's Election Plot Never Would've Worked Without Stupid Voters and a Complicit Press
This sort of thing has been discussed before, but it feels like we're all Marty McFly in Back to the Future Part II, arriving back at good old 1985 only find that it's been mysteriously commandeered by Biff Tannen and transformed into an unrecognizable hellscape. But we don't ...read more