Donald Trump is a fucking baby. Actually, strike that. Babies don't know any better -- Trump does. Due to a series of pervasive glitches in Trump's personality, he thinks he's punishing John McCain and McCain's family by, until just now, refusing to offer anything more than a ...read more
Donald Trump knows nothing. He's clueless about the content and history of the U.S. Constitution. He knows nothing about international diplomacy. He's an expert at one thing: promoting Trump. Beyond that, zero. A big nothing. Anything of substance you might overhear him blurt or ...read more
August politics are like holiday politics. No one's really paying much attention so the "silly season" takes over. Today, for example, we're talking about Omarosa's tapes and Donald Trump's worsening dementia. About the latter, apparently during an event for Vietnam veterans in ...read more
As a general rule, I try to avoid making political predictions. I can't always resist the urge to do so, and my track record along those lines is about average, especially now that we've slipped into an alternate universe in which a tabloid clown, complete with garish clown hair ...read more
"We've got serious problems, and we need serious people. And if you want to talk about character, Bob, you'd better come at me with more than a burning flag and a membership card. If you want to talk about character and American values, fine. Just tell me where and when, and I'll ...read more
I think I know what Donald Trump was babbling about on Sunday regarding the California fires. Before we dig into the tweet, it's important to highlight that the president doesn't consider California to be part of his nation. California didn't cough up a victory for him, partly ...read more
One of the many stories of the day that'll surely get lost in the fire hose of Trump news comes to us from crazy Arizona where a Walgreen's pharmacist decided it violated his personal religious beliefs to fill a woman's prescription for an abortifacient drug. So, according to ...read more
Ever since Donald Trump declared his candidacy roughly three years ago, we've all been witnesses to a seemingly endless dark ride of tragedy and destruction waged by a little man with little regard for anything but his own approval ratings and wealth. It's impossible to list ...read more
Let's cut to the chase. Donald Trump doesn't know what the hell he's talking about when it comes to trade between the U.S. and Canada. This past weekend wasn't the first time he accepted Canada-related gibberish from Fox & Friends as empirical fact, but he's definitely amplified ...read more
As though we needed more evidence proving that Donald Trump is the world's most powerful bullshit machine, he did it again. When asked about a letter delivered to him on Friday from North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un (a name he recently misspelled in a tweet because he's so ...read more
Thursday evening, Donald Trump delivered another of his screech regattas, this time in Mike Pence's home state of Indiana. We're all familiar with his rallies as well as the all-too-familiar urge to hurl our televisions out the nearest window by the time he blurts the first of a ...read more
