Donald Trump won the election, thanks exclusively to our arcane Electoral College system. But he did't win the popular vote, and that is apparently driving him crazy. On Wednesday our new God-Emperor repeated his claim that millions of undocumented immigrants cast ballots and ...read more

The Daily Show dug this up. Is there some way they can re-bury it? Here's the key quote:  "Well, I think that she's got a lot of Marla, she's a really beautiful baby, and she's, uh, she's got Marla's legs. We don't know whether or not she's got this part yet."  "But time will ...read more