It's Friday and you're just hours away from the start of the weekend. Here are a few headlines and internet tidbits to help you pass that time. 1. Whatever he's gonna do, he'd better do it fast USA Today: Shinseki Pledges to Fix VA's problems 2. Here's your "Today in 'Oh, for ...read more

Another Monday is here. Let's drop a few headlines and internet goodies on you to distract you from the pain of a new work week. 1. Eventually there's only going to be one big media company. And it will suck. The Huffington Post: AT&T To Acquire DirecTV For $48.5 Billion 2. Now ...read more

Photo: Rick Loomis/Los Angeles Times Another Friday is here, but this one is special. By the end of the day the United States will have a new government, because right now tens of old, angry white men dressed in tricorn hats and riding Hoverounds are descending on Washington, ...read more

Happy Monday. Here are some headlines and assorted internet goodies to help you forget that another workweek is here. 1. Something tells me this won't work. The Huffington Post: Donald Sterling Tells Anderson Cooper: 'I Made A Terrible Mistake. I'm Here To Apologize' 2. It ...read more

It's Friday and here are your morning headlines and some other assorted internet nonsense. Why? Because reading beats working. 1. And here we have it: your next generation of NFL stars. NBC Sports: 2014 NFL Draft Results 2. If you read nothing else all day make sure to check ...read more

It's Monday and unless you plan to celebrate Cinco de Mayor all day that means it's probably back to the gerbil wheel with you. Here are a few headlines and assorted internet droppings to make your morning complete. 1. A lot of questions about this one. The Huffington Post: ...read more

Friday is finally here and it's almost time to get your weekend drink on. Here are the headlines and a few other internet goodies to pass the time 'til you can make your escape. 1. The Donald Sterling fiasco has claimed another scalp -- and this one could settle the question, ...read more

It's Monday once again. Here's a few headlines and some other reading material to deaden the blow as you jump back into the hamster wheel. 1. That sound you hear is the ground opening up under Donald Sterling's feet. The Huffington Post: Clippers Players Stage Silent Protest ...read more

It's Friday April 25th, 2014 -- or as Cliven Bundy calls it, Friday April 25th, 1814. Here are your headlines and a few internet tidbits to get you through the morning. 1. Yes, it's long, but carve out a chunk of your time this morning and watch this clip from last night's ...read more

Welcome back to Monday. Here are a few internet goodies to soften the blow of having to climb back into the hamster wheel. 1. That's gotta hurt. CNN: Source: 'Massive' Attack Targets al Qaeda in Yemen 2. More and more it's looking like creepy Uncle Terry is fucked. And not the ...read more

It's Friday and that means your weekend is finally staring you right in the face. Here are a couple of headlines and internet goodies to pass the time until you can make your escape: 1. As if the lives of Michaels' customers weren't already shitty enough. ABC News: Up to 2.6 ...read more

Happy Monday. Let's give you a few headlines and other assorted internet goodies to pass the time and make you forget that you're back at work. 1. Between ebola and this, we're all gonna be dead soon. Wall Street Journal: Deadly Virus's Spread Raises Alarms in Mideast 2. Fucking ...read more

Friday's finally here and it's almost time to trample some of your coworkers on your way to the exit. Here's a small dose of internet goodness to pass the time until you can make your escape. 1. The right is of course claiming this scalp, saying that it's proof Obamacare was a ...read more

Welcome back to Monday, gerbils. Off to the wheel with you. Here are some headlines and internet tidbits to numb the pain. 1. But, but -- WORSE THAN BUSH! The Huffington Post: Obama To Sign Executive Orders On Equal Pay 2. Remember that Abe Vigoda is still alive. USA Today: ...read more

It's Friday. That's about all that needs to be said. Here are your morning headlines and assorted internet goodies. 1. Curiouser and curiouser. The Huffington Post: Ivan Lopez May Have Argued With Soldiers Before Fort Hood Shooting 2. If you're in the market for a six-ton barrel ...read more

It's Monday and that means back to the gerbil wheel with you. Here are some headlines and internet tidbits to help you forget your pain. 1. As one of the authors of the report says, "We're all sitting ducks." That's comforting. The Huffington Post: UN Scientific Panel Releases ...read more

It's Friday, so feel free to rejoice. Here are the headlines and a couple of internet goodies to pass the time until you can start your weekend. 1. Awesome news for Chris Christie. A investigation of him commissioned by him has found that he was totally not to blame in the ...read more

It's Monday again and that means back to work with you. It's actually a hell of a busy morning when it comes to good new headlines as well as ICYMIs from the weekend. Let's just give you the list and let you dive in. 1. Love beats the demon. Mediaite: ‘Sorry for Your Loss’: ...read more

Another Monday is here, although this one's a little special because being that it's St. Patrick's Day it's technically okay to get drunk at work. Here are some morning headlines and assorted nonsense to pass the time until your five-beer lunch begins. 1. Crimea says it wants to ...read more

Friday's finally here and it's almost time to rush out the door to kick off your weekend. Here are a few headlines and internet droppings to pass the hours until you can bail. 1. One of the most interesting theories about the disappearance of Flight MH370 is that it may have ...read more

It's Monday and here we are again. Hope you survived the weekend; some of us barely held on. Here are a few internet goodies to keep you occupied this morning. 1. The mysterious case of a missing Malaysia Airlines jet is very likely going to end exactly how you'd expect, but ...read more

Happy Friday. Hopefully you're ready for the weekend, but before you head out the door to get underway with it, here's some random internet nonsense. This should pass the time nicely. 1. The U.S. and E.U. are getting together to tag-team Nikolai Volkoff. They'd just better ...read more

Happy Friday. Here are a smattering of internet goodies to pass the time until you can bail for the weekend. 1. Motion in Court There are very few things the general public has never seen. Video from inside the Supreme Court while the court is in session is one of them. Or at ...read more

Welcome back to Monday, and your return to the grind of the work-week. Here are a couple of headlines and internet goodies to get your through the day. 1. Streamlined Netflix has just struck a big deal with Comcast. It'll mean faster service for Comcast subscribers, but it may ...read more

It's Monday, but it's also a holiday, so hopefully you've got the day off. Regardless, here are a few internet tidbits to leave you informed and less bored this morning. 1. Some are buried in snow. Some are underwater. Some haven't seen rain in months. It feels like the weather ...read more

Another Monday is here and it's back to the grind with you. Here's some internet nonsense to pass the hours today. 1. It's possible that the NFL will soon see its first openly gay player. That's the good news. USA Today: Missouri DE and NFL Prospect Michael Sam Announces He Is ...read more

It's Friday and the weekend's almost here. While you're waiting for it to begin, here are a couple of headlines and internet tidbits to kill time. 1. Ed Could In the wake of yesterday's self-important online circle jerk between Edward Snowden and his slobbering acolytes, Eric ...read more

It's Friday and you're probably itching to get out the door and begin your weekend, so here are a few morning headlines and some general reading material to help make the day go by faster. 1. Payback Look for another day of Chris Christie sweating like he's spent five minutes ...read more

Another work week is just about over but before you sneak out early to start the weekend drinking, here's a little reading material. 1. Heart of Darkness I've never really stopped to consider what the person was like who died only to have his heart go to Dick Cheney. This is ...read more

Thursday is finally here and instead of sifting through inane "Throw Back Thursday" photos of your friends' selfies from last year, you can treat yourself to some interesting news instead. 1. Chris Christie 2016 Speculation: Let the Frenzy Begin Chris Christie was reelected ...read more