Best Of Banter: GOP Govs Don't Care, Chuck C. Johnson's Still a Douche, and Bill O'Reilly's Most Bizarre Lie Yet
Here's the week that was, at Banter. Republican Govs Don’t Give a Shit They’re Blowing Holes In Their States’ Budgets The Republican brain has long since taken its leave on economic policy, but GOP governors like Scott Walker (Wisc.), Sam Brownback (Kan.) and Bobby Jindal ...read more
Here's How To Start Your Own Buzzfeed For $21.89
Do you remember that part in The Matrix after Neo takes the red pill and finds himself essentially trapped in a gooey synthetic womb? And later Morpheus explains to him that it was part of a literal field of humans that the machines farm to sustain themselves, harvesting ...read more
Our First Look at "Jupiter Ascending," from the Creators of "The Matrix"
The Wachowskis are back doing what they do very, very well (regardless of whether you approved of the final two installments of the Matrix trilogy): imaginative action sci-fi. The trailer for Jupiter Ascending hit the internet just a few minutes ago, and it is indeed ...read more
This Just In: Human Beings Now Considered a Virus
"I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but ...read more