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Fox News Idiots Demand Higher Taxes for Old People, the Disabled and Students -- Otherwise Known as 'Takers'
If every December at Fox News Channel is all about the nonexistent War on Christmas, then every April is the nonexistent War on Takers. Specifically, every Tax Day, April 15, Fox News dusts off its perennially screechy cuecards featuring the came old nonsensical attacks against ...read more
WATCH: Fox News Hosts Hilariously Nominate Fake Planned Parenthood Videos for a Pulitzer Prize
The funniest thing about the proposal is that Greg Gutfeld and his fellow table gremlins on "The Five" were totally serious. In fact, Gutfeld began by comparing the videos by the Center for Medical Progress to Ralph Nader's activism against unsafe automobiles and the fight to ...read more
Fox News Host Defends Planned Parenthood, Co-Hosts Have Epic Meltdown
When Juan Williams defended Planned Parenthood on Fox News's 'The Five' yesterday, his cohosts had a spectacular meltdown. Pointing out that the women's health care organization had done absolutely nothing wrong, Jesse Watters, Dana Perino, Greg Gutfeld, Eric Bolling and ...read more
Idiot Fox News Host Calls Pope "The Most Dangerous Person On The Planet" Because of Climate Change Stance
Fox News 'The Five' host and resident man-child Greg Gutfeld thinks Pope Francis is the 'most dangerous person on the planet' because of his views on climate change. In a convoluted rant Gutfeld attacked the Pope for his leaked letter outlining his views on man's impact on the ...read more
Fox News Host's 'Boobs on the Ground’ Joke Reminds Us That Conservatives Shouldn't Do Comedy
The old white conservative men on Fox News are good for certain things, like mowing lawns and getting other old white conservative men to watch them on television. They are not, however, good at comedy. Witness human slimeballs Greg Gutfeld and Eric Bolling on The Five making ...read more
Fox News Channel Host Wishes Vladimir Putin Could Be "Head of the United States"
Fox News Channel's long-distance relationship with Vladimir Putin appears to be heating up again. For the longest time, Fox News hosts throughout the broadcast day were crushing badly for Pooty-Poot and his hairless man-rack. But when protests in Ukraine disintegrated into a ...read more
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Bob Beckel Says "Chinamen" on Live TV, Continues Proud Tradition of Buffoonish Liberals on Fox News
One of the more hilariously bullshit myths Fox News loves to promote is that it's actually more inclusive of differing political viewpoints than its liberal competitors. According to Fox News, while networks like MSNBC are monolithic in their attack from the left, rarely giving ...read more
Fox News' Eric Bolling Lies About President Obama's Comments On Nigerian Kidnappings
Someone on Fox News lied, which really only means it's a day ending in "y," but the substance of the lie is just further evidence of the deranged lengths to which conservatives will go in order to attack President Obama. On Thursday's edition of The Five, right before Andrea ...read more
Fox News' Eric Bolling Has Chronic 9/11 Brain Fart Syndrome
The Colbert Report host Stephen Colbert took several stinging shots at Fox News' Eric Bolling on last night's report over Bolling's failure to remember that Osama bin Laden was actually killed more than a year before the attack on a U.S. diplomatic facility in Benghazi on ...read more
Hank Aaron and Atlanta Braves Getting Racist Hate Mail
No, that headline isn't from 1974, it's from right now. Hammerin' Hank Aaron, Atlanta Braves Senior Vice President and true Major League Baseball home run king, got to celebrate Jackie Robinson Day by opening up racist hate mail prompted, ironically, by his remembrances of the ...read more
We Watched Fox News' Greg Gutfeld Rant About Taxes So You Don't Have To
There are few people on cable news as loathsome as Greg Gutfeld. The most flattering assessment of his role on Fox News Channel is that he's a professional troll. As the host of the late-night program Red Eye, as well as one of the talking dumbstupids on The Five, Gutfeld is a ...read more
Yes, Fox News, A Lot of People Hate the President Simply Because He's Black
President Obama was exactly right. Some people don't like him because he's African-American. I didn't think this was even remotely controversial. But wow. Some of the usual suspects erupted in protest, behaving suspiciously defensive when, in fact, the president wasn't really ...read more
Fox News's Strategy for Dealing With the Christie Scandal: Ignore, Deflect, Defend
There were a lot of tweets fired off and articles written yesterday morning noting how it seemed during his nearly two-hour news conference like Chris Christie was going through the Kubler-Ross stages of grief. At one point Christie himself even alluded to a process, saying that ...read more