Ted Cruz Hops Aboard the Texas Military Takeover Crazy Train. Because of Course.
I need to make something perfectly clear, so please listen carefully. It is essential that you put your support fully behind Hillary Clinton in the 2016 presidential election. Let me repeat that: It is absolutely essential. This isn't to say that Bernie Sanders, who's also ...read more
Here's What It Looks Like When 200 Paranoid Idiots Try To Get the Army To Admit It's Planning To Take Over Texas
Last week we brought you a story that would be barely believable were it not for the fact that A) it involved far-right tea party types, and B) it came out of Texas. It was last Tuesday that Texas's governor, Republican Greg Abbott, announced that he would be activating the ...read more
No, Texas, the U.S. Military Isn't Planning To Take You Over, You're Just F*cking Crazy
(Photos: AP) Most people in the United States who aren't living in Texas can barely put up with Texas. It may not be the most ignorant state in the union in terms of concentration, but simply by virtue of it's size it has the largest volume of pure, weapons-grade stupidity and ...read more