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MEMBERS ONLY: Ted Cruz Is Totally Cool With Gays... Who Give Him Money
Ted Cruz would like you to know that he really doesn't hate gays. He just hates gays that don't want to write him a check. TheNew York Timesreports that Cruz "struck quite a different tone" towards homosexuality during a Monday night "dinner and 'fireside chat' for about a dozen ...read more
Ted Cruz's Plan To Abolish the IRS Isn't Stupid, It's Plain Evil
Weeks before other Republicans are expected to announce their presidential candidacies, Ted Cruz has already injected a very nasty little virus into the right-wing primary process: the ridiculous idea that the IRS should be abolished. While some have been quick to conclude this ...read more
White House Reacts To Ted Cruz Bid With Sick Obamacare Burn
Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) kicked off his 2016 presidential campaign in auspicious fashion Monday by announcing his bid at religious wingnut Jerry Falwell's Liberty University, and promptly having TedCruz.com hijacked by supporters of President Obama's immigration reform. At ...read more
Everyone Go to www.TedCruz.com Now
Are you a giant fan of soon to be President Ted Cruz? Are you sick of communism in America, illegal immigrants taking over the country, the ridiculous fact based propaganda on global warming and that stupid theory of evolution being taught to children? If so, join the movement ...read more
Ted Cruz Picks Creationist School To Declare He'll Be Most Backward Candidate In 2016
If you're not sure if the presidential candidacy of Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) is going to make for some Texas-sized hilarity, look no further than the place he chose to make his grand announcement on Monday morning. Declining to declare his candidacy in his home state (like Barack ...read more
Your Handy Guide to Presidential Candidate Ted Cruz
The first GOP candidate to declare his intentions to run for president was Dr. Ben Carson, who followed his announcement with a disastrous interview on the Hugh Hewitt radio show during which Carson erroneously cited the origins of Islam and suggested the Baltics weren't part of ...read more
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Ted Cruz Tells 3-Year-Old 'The World Is On Fire' and It's All Obama's Fault
In 1964, President Lyndon Johnson's campaign ran a now infamous ad in which a daisy-picking little girl was blown to smithereens by a nuclear strike. The message was straightforward: A vote for Barry Goldwater is a vote for death. A half-century later, another Texas politician ...read more
MEMBERS ONLY: Don't Laugh, Mitt Romney Might Be the GOP's Best Hope In 2016
There's great consternation in the conservative media over last week's report that Mitt Romney is considering a presidential run in 2016 that is said to be "almost certain." A Wall Street Journal editorial lambasted the former Massachusetts governor's decision: "If Mitt Romney ...read more