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Fox News Is Having An Existential Meltdown After Confirming Trump Wanted to Fire Mueller
An amazing thing is happening over at Fox News in the wake of the report yesterday that Donald Trump attempted to fire Robert Mueller back in June of last year. Parroting the president's assertion that it was a "typical New York Times fake story" hosts on the network immediately ...read more
Watch Fox News' Brian Kilmeade Say 'Hyperbole' Out Loud For the First Time
Fox and Friends co-host Brian Kilmeade is, without a doob-t, my favorite Fox News host, and he has apparently never said "hyperbole" out loud before today. When he finally did, his pal Steve Doocy was there to make him repeat it. Not cool, Steve: Don't feel bad, Brian, I got ...read more
Fox News Invites Panel Of Middle Aged White Men to Judge Women Wearing Leggings
In perhaps Fox News's most tone-deaf, sexist, misogynistic segment in the history of its existence, Steve Doocy of Fox and Friends decided it would be a great idea to ask a panel of middle aged white men whether they, the Masters of the Universe, though leggings were appropriate ...read more
Fox & Friends Lunatics Say Charleston Shooting Was an "Attack on Faith," Suggest Arming Churches
It's staggering to think that even after all these years, Fox News still has the ability to shock -- not simply to shock but to send your jaw plummeting to the floor like somebody hooked an anvil through your chin. Seriously, Marilyn Manson and Madonna would kill for whatever ...read more
Watch as Trained Monkey Steve Doocy Repeats GOP Talking Point Word-for-Word
Criticizing Fox News Channel by suggesting its hosts regularly parrot Republican talking points verbatim has always been a bit of an exaggeration. It makes perfect sense, but it's more of a zinger than an on-the-nose criticism. The other day, Steve Doocy did it. For real. While ...read more
So, Fox News Hosts Seriously Expect Us to Believe They're Not Anti-Poor?
As The Daily Banter's Tommy Christopher coveredthis week, President Obama unloaded on the poor-shaming that goes on at Fox News Channel. In case you missed it: As you can imagine, the talking monkeys on Fox News Channel have been rending garments while suffering from ...read more
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FOXTOBERFEST Of Stupid: Steve Doocy (1) vs. Greta Van Susteren (8)
You might think that given Steve Doocy's body of work on Fox News' morning tour de stupide that is Fox & Friends, he'd have no problem in the opening round of our FOXTOBERFEST Of Stupid against Greta Van Susteren -- one of the least ridiculous personalities on the channel. But ...read more
Cable News Gives Us the White Point Of View On Violent Indiana Traffic Stop
On Tuesday, video emerged of Indiana police smashing a car window and tasing an unarmed black passenger, and Wednesday morning, cable news did an excellent job telling viewers what white people thought about it. Are you ready for a shock? You apparently have to "look at the ...read more
Fox News Doesn't Trust the CDC About Ebola Because Obama or Something
Here it is, your quote of the day: "One other theme we got on the email, doctor, was this — and this is a political thing, but you’re part of the administration. They feel that the administration has misled a lot of people on a lot of things. Why should we believe you when ...read more
Fox News's "Apology" for Joking About the Ray Rice Video Was Exactly What You'd Expect
Oh, come on. You didn't really think Fox News was going to apologize, did you? Yesterday morning, the aging frat boy comedy team of Doocy and Kilmeade on Fox & Friends gave us the worst initial response to the video of Ray Rice knocking his wife's lights out in an Atlantic City ...read more
Steve Doocy Scolds Nude Selfie-Takers and Also Doesn't Know What the Point Of a Selfie Is
It didn't take a Fox News host very long to say pretty much exactly what you thought they might about the massive celebrity nude photo hack. Steve Doocy of Fox & Friends came out firing on Tuesday morning after the Labor Day weekend and explained what the real message in all of ...read more
Bowe Bergdahl’s Return To Active Duty Has Officially Broken Fox News
As if the story of Sergeant Bowe Bergdahl hadn't already caused enough conservative whiplash, news of his return to active duty prompted some serious DefCon 5 lunacy on Fox and Friends, where Bergdahl isn't just a deserter, he's also some kind of frustrated whistleblower being ...read more
Fox News's Strategy for Dealing With the Christie Scandal: Ignore, Deflect, Defend
There were a lot of tweets fired off and articles written yesterday morning noting how it seemed during his nearly two-hour news conference like Chris Christie was going through the Kubler-Ross stages of grief. At one point Christie himself even alluded to a process, saying that ...read more
Quote of the Day: Doocy the Clown Is Just Asking Questions
"Don’t you think it’s a little curious? Some of my friends were talking over the weekend, isn’t that curious timing? Out of nowhere, you know, in the midst of Obamacare not unrolling correctly, the president’s poll numbers never been lower then, look, John Kerry pulls a rabbit ...read more
The Fox and the Pig
By Chez Pazienza: There's an old saying that I'm a big fan of: Never try to teach a pig to sing -- it wastes your time and annoys the pig. I think of this every time I get the urge to lash out at Fox News for some irresponsible, grossly unethical thing or other that the network ...read more