Satan
Satan Puts In Emergency Late Night Call to Trump
Infernal sources report that a phone call between the Lord of Lies, President Trump, and the fallen angel Lucifer, Ruler of Hell, took place late Thursday morning. The nature of the call was due to Lucifer’s “grave concern” over the lack of stable leadership coming from the White ...read more
Did You Know the Media Calls Trump Racist Because They're Controlled By Satan?
In an interview with Breitbart News, Duck Dynasty patriarch confirmed something I've suspected ever since I sat through all eight episodes of NBC's "The Slap": the media is controlled by Satan. Wrapping up the week-long RNC shitshow in Cleveland, Breitbart;s Steve Bannon asked ...read more
David Brooks Accuses Ted Cruz of Metaphorically Murdering Jesus
Conservative New York Times columnist and quasi-Obama EndorserDavid Brooks is out with a new op-ed that is getting hot and copious buzz for its utterly brutal dismemberment of Ted Cruz, whom Brooks ironically accuse of "brutalism" right in the headline. As loath as I am to step ...read more