Did You Know the Media Calls Trump Racist Because They're Controlled By Satan?
In an interview with Breitbart News, Duck Dynasty patriarch confirmed something I've suspected ever since I sat through all eight episodes of NBC's "The Slap": the media is controlled by Satan. Wrapping up the week-long RNC shitshow in Cleveland, Breitbart;s Steve Bannon asked ...read more
Duck Dynasty Idiot Says We Were THIS CLOSE to Beating ISIS, But Your Vagina Ruined Everything
Apparently, Texas' abortion clinic TRAP laws had ISIS all boxed in and ready to stop killing Americans, until the Supreme Court went and gave them permission to keep right on killing us: They, on the day of that Supreme Court decision, they were jumping and hollering, they ...read more
Dear Phil Robertson: Just Come Out of the Closet Already
It's day 290 in the ongoing "Duck Dynasty: America's IQ Held Hostage" saga. You'll remember that just last week bearded, duck-calling Godfather Phil Robertson once again saw fit to grace us with his special brand of scripture-based backwater wisdom -- this time on the subject ...read more
During a Video Chat with Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson, Sarah Palin Admits She's "Simple Minded"
We can safely call it "The Summit of Stupid." To celebrate the Labor Day weekend, the Duck Dynasty cast traveled to Alaska for a very special cook-out with Sarah Palin and her family. Naturally, when such a gathering of unrivaled brain-power occurs, it only makes sense to ...read more
PODCAST: Bob & Chez Discuss ISIS, Phil Robertson's Foreign Policy and Rand Paul's Flip-Floppery
Download the mp3 (54 minutes, 23mb) Gates of Hell: ISIS Beheads Another Journalist; Biden’s Gates of Hell Reaction; Glenn Greenwald Jokes About US Response to Beheaded Journalists; This is the Real Greenwald; Conspiracy Theorists Insist Obama is Giving ISIS Part of New Mexico; ...read more
Here's Why A&E Brought Phil Robertson Back So Quickly
Here's some news that will surprise absolutely no one who's been paying attention: A&E ended Phil Robertson's suspension from Duck Dynasty quickly because it realized that a metric ton of Twitter outrage wouldn't affect the show's bottom line one bit. According to a piece in ...read more
Phil Robertson Shouldn't Be Able To Hide Behind His Faith
Get ready for the angry Duck Dynasty boycotts to shift over to the market share A&E couldn't care less about. Entertainment Weekly is reporting that, as expected, the network will begin airing season four of its hugely popular show about inexplicably wealthy Deep South ...read more
The Morning Banter: Phil Robertson's OTHER Awful Comment, the Hack List, Mix-a-Lot Revealed, and Hitch Plays Santa Claws
For most of you it's the last day before a very nice extended vacation. (For some of us it's just the usual Friday because the holidays don't mean we'll stop working for you, the seven or eight readers who'll still be around.) Anyway, here's some nonsense you can skim through ...read more
Duck & Cover: A&E's Response To the "Duck Dynasty" Homophobia Scandal Is Such B.S.
A&E has some serious nerve putting Duck Dynasty patriarch Phil Robertson on "indefinite suspension" following a series of unbelievably homophobic comments he made during a newly published GQ interview. I don't say this because I think what Robertson said was acceptable or ...read more