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Why Robert Mueller Will Destroy Donald Trump’s Presidency
Special Counsel Robert Mueller is the most important man in American politics right now. Mueller is America’s last chance in removing the tyrannical Donald Trump from office, and Trump knows it. This is why the latest news coming from the investigation is encouraging. Thus far, ...read more
MEMBERS ONLY: The Never-Ending Election of 2016
The Banter Long Read: Evidence is coming out that Donald Trump colluded with the Russians to cheat his way to the presidency, and his attorney general finds himself caught in the lies. Paul Manafort and Rick Gates have been indicted; George Papadopoulos has pled guilty; and ...read more
Co-Worker Who Had Kushner In Office Indictment Pool Saddened By Manafort Indictment
White House sources leaked early Monday morning that White House Chief of Staff and newly christened “Blue Falcon” military veteran John Kelly was especially distraught at his loss in the White House Indictment Office Pool. Kelly reportedly debated calling in sick after the ...read more
Trump May Still Fire Mueller if Fox News Has Anything to Say About It
Today, special counsel Robert Mueller released his first indictments in the ongoing Russia scandal, beginning with Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort and his business partner, Rick Gates, as well as the confirmation that former Trump foreign policy adviser George ...read more
Paul Manafort's Arrest Triggers Right Wing Demands for...Hillary Clinton's Arrest?
It's been amazing to watch Trump supporter convince themselves that Robert Mueller's months-long investigation has been actually been about Hillary Clinton colluding with Russia all along. It's propaganda at its most effective and a sign of just how easy to manipulate the ...read more
The Trumps Are Stupidly Talking About the Steele Dossier, Which Is Fantastic News
Throughout the past two years, which seem more like two centuries, we've witnessed myriad episodes of the unapologetic incompetence of Donald Trump and his surrogates. I don't think we need to do the complete list, but there's one area that stands out more than most today. ...read more
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The Paul Manafort Tapes may be the Constitutional Crisis We've all Been Dreading
Paul Manafort is well and truly screwed and we might be, too. The FBI had such damning evidence against him that even during the 2016 election, a judge signed off on a warrant to wiretap Manafort's communications and that surveillance continued after Trump was sworn in as ...read more
MEMBERS ONLY: Putin's Favorite Congressman, Julian Assange, and a Conspiracy of Fools
The Banter Long Read: A few months ago, House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy was caught on tape joking, "There's two people I think Putin pays: Rohrabacher and Trump." Although McCarthy apologized for the remarks later on, he wasn't entirely wrong.... (Word Count: 1592) To ...read more
Jill Stein is Officially Part of the Senate Investigation
The Senate Judiciary Committee has asked that both Donald Trump Jr. and Paul Manafort testify next week, and in the memo they sent out, they have asked for any and all correspondence between them and Dr. Jill Stein, the 2016 Green Party candidate for President of the United ...read more
Trump Campaign Blames Hillary For Melania's Plagiarized Speech Because of Course
Well, that didn't take long. The Trump campaign has gotten to the bottom of who was to blame for Melania Trump's plagiarized speech debacle at the Republican convention yesterday, and discovered that it was...wait for it...Hillary Clinton!! The obviously lifted passages from ...read more