Yes, Pat Robertson really said this.
An Air Force sergeant may omit the words "So help me God" from his enlistment oath. Ergo Christians are the real victims.
Move over, Thomas Aquinas. Gordon Klingenschmitt has got it all figured out.
Science's own warnings of a potential end-of-all-things is just what Pat Robertson needs to drag Jesus into the picture.
When Pat Robertson isn't busy hating gays and Muslims, he's also apparently a dietician. According to Robertson, who spoke on the '700 Club', a low-carb diet "violates the principles that God set down".
With so much failure it was hard to narrow it down to only 5, but this is our roundup of the worst in politics last week: