Pat Robertson
Quote of the Day: Pat Robertson Says Gays Will Force You to Like Bestiality and Anal Sex
Everyone's favorite batshit crazy grandpa Pat Robertson clearly hasn't taken the Supreme Court's gay marriage ruling well. In a vintage screed against the gay terrorists taking over America, Robertson warned his viewers on "The 700 Club" about the homosexual agenda, and their ...read more
Pat Robertson Claims God Kills Children Because They May be "Next Hitler"
The debate as to whether God exists will rage for eternity. The debate as to which God exists however, will not. The existence of the psychotic monster depicted in the Judeo-Christian bible is as easily debunkable as the theory that the earth is flat. There is not an iota of ...read more
The Christian Right's Persecution Complex Summed Up In One Stupid Rant
Last week, an anonymous sergeant in the U.S. Air Force made the news for omitting the words "So help God" from his Oath of Enlistment when he tried to reenlist at Creech Air Force Base in Nevada. The Air Force proceeded to freak out, and insisted that the sergeant must say "So ...read more
Don't Believe in God? This Court-Martialed Navy Chaplain Knows What Your Problem Is
In 2006, U.S. naval chaplain Gordon Klingenschmitt was convicted for wearing his uniform to a White House protest against the navy's emphasis on non-denominational prayers in ceremonial settings. He was subsequently discharged the following year for ignoring the policy. Then in ...read more
Pat Robertson Says Doomsday Is Coming (but This Time He's Sort of Right)
In the fevered mind of Pat Robertson, God's wrath always either already happened or is right around the corner. He claimed that 9/11 was divine retribution against the United States for "the pagans, the abortions, the feminists and the gays and lesbians" and that Hurricane ...read more
Pat Robertson Says Low Carb Diet "Violates God's Law"
When Pat Robertson isn't busy hating gays and Muslims, he's also apparently a dietician. Studying history, failing to become a lawyer and running a televangelist network is all you need these days to talk about nutrition, and Robertson has been lecturing his fans on the need ...read more
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Top 5 Political Fails of the Week: Weiner Paying Supporters, Pat Robertson's Special Gay Rings & Alan Keyes' Liberal Vaccine Conspiracy
With so much failure it was hard to narrow it down to only 5, but this is our roundup of the worst in politics last week: 1. Medical Expert Tells “FOX & Friends” that Women Should Pay More for Health Insurance Because They Have ‘the Breasts’ and Live Longer FOX & Friends is ...read more
Glenn Beck Comment Porn: Pat Robertson and Submissive Women
In this weeks edition of 'Glenn Beck Comment Porn' we look at his reader's reactions to an article on Pat Robertson and submissive women. The televangelist had got himself into a whole heap of trouble when he declared that women who have been cheated on by their husbands ...read more
What is Pat Robertson Smoking?
The Arabic word for God is 'Allah'. In Aramaic (the language Jesus Christ most likely spoke) word for God is 'Allaha'. In Hebrew, the word is 'Eloah' (singular of 'Elohim'). Anyone not dogmatically devoted to a particular religious doctrine should be able to see that the three ...read more
Key to Getting a Media Career: Run For President
The Atlantic has a great piece on the very lucrative side industry of Presidential politics where candidates turn failure into a media career. The best (and worst) examples: Pat Robertson (1988): His Christian Broadcasting Network and its flagship show, The 700 Club, had been on ...read more