According to TMZ today, the story of Sam's first year in the NFL will be documented for a new reality TV show for Oprah's OWN channel. In fact, the company behind the recent Lindsay Lohan trainwreck for OWN will be producing it and its cameras are apparently already following Sam and have been for weeks.
I'm certainly not saying that it's impossible Oprah was actually discriminated against by a Zurich store clerk, based on the color of her skin. But remember who we're talking about here. Even if you couldn't pick her out of a lineup without her make-up on, if you think she entered an exclusive shop in Zurich, Switzerland dressed in a Target sweatshirt and a pair of Jaclyn Smith mom-jeans, you're out of your fucking mind.
Here's what you should be reading on this Friday morning instead of sitting at your desk thinking of ways to duck out early without the boss seeing you.