Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus is Saving America, One Nipple at a Time
Having disconnected my television over 6 years ago, I don't actually know too much about Miley Cyrus. I know she played a character on a children's TV show named 'Hannah Montana', and understand she has followed the tried and tested method of morphing into a sexually provocative ...read more
Life and Other Four Letter Words: F A M E
Oliver Green is a modern life burnout/angeraholic living in Bali, Indonesia and writing about life instead of making things worse by having one. F A M E Do you ever get that spooky feeling that someone isn’t watching you? When I found out who the most Googled person in the ...read more
Billy Ray Cyrus's Hip-Hop Remake of "Achy Breaky Heart" Is Completely F*cking Insane
If all Billy Ray Cyrus had done with his life was create Miley Cyrus, he might already have secured his place as one of the most offensive Americans to ever have existed. But, as it turns out, Billy Ray is also the man behind Achy Breaky Heart, a song which two decades ago ...read more
UpBuzzViralWorthyFeed: Ron Jeremy's Miley Cyrus "Wrecking Ball" Spoof Video
If your racially insensitive company didn't give you today off, your Monday morning just got brighter. You're welcome. SpokenRAD's "Making of" video, which includes both a puppy and sex tips from Jeremy, is also not to be missed. In other news of all things Jeremy, the ...read more
World Not Over Just Yet, Pope Beats Miley Cyrus for TIME 'Person of the Year'
Civil society can breathe a sigh of relief: Pope Francis is TIME Magazine’s Person of the year for 2013, beating out the likes of Miley Cyrus to claim the mantle of the world's most influential person. The award that started in 1927 is one of the biggest headline grabbers in ...read more
Rashida Jones Makes Obvious Statement About Our Porno Culture, Feminist Media Community Calls Her "Whorephobic" (Because, Of Course)
I'll probably hear it for this -- and by "it" I mean cries of white male privilege and the ever-popular "mansplaining" -- but so be it. Here's my new favorite feminist media neologism: whorephobia. I've seen this appear several times over the past couple of days, all part of ...read more
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Miley Cyrus Will Probably Be the People's Choice for Time Magazine's Person of the Year, Proving We're Completely F*cked
There's a reason the Supreme Court exists: to keep the truly important decisions out of the hands of average idiots and to act as an 11th hour bulwark against the important decisions those idiots have already fucked-up. It's bad enough we're forced to trust people who typically ...read more
Miley is a Feminist, Gwyneth Paltrow’s Fat Arms and Kate Hudson is Just Like Us
All this time I was thinking Miley Cyrus was a rebellious, irritating, desperate-for-attention overgrown child star. Turns out I was wrong. Miley is a feminist. Who knew? After appearing on stage at every opportunity wearing less than Tarzan would feel comfortable in, Miley ...read more
Now Hear This: Lily Allen Returns To Mock Robin Thicke and Miley Cyrus
Lily Allen has always been an international treasure. She's cool, funny as hell, and truly unpretentious in an era where even humility can be just another tool for shameless self-promotion. She's the musical counterpart to Jennifer Lawrence, the kind of awesome girl you'd kill ...read more
Possibly The Greatest Viral Vid Ever: David Attenborough Narrates Miley Cyrus Twerking With Robin Thicke
Internet publications are prone to hyperbole. It's a byproduct of the viral era, where content competes on social media for attention, producing headlines like "You Won't Believe What This 57 Year Old Woman Did To A 21 Year old man!", and "27 Cute Kittens You Need To See ...read more
Kris Jenner in Biggest Divorce of Century, Obama Gets Celeb Help, and Neil deGrasse Tyson Slams 'Gravity'
When the news broke that Mumma Kardashian (aka Kris) and Bruce Jenner announced that they’ve decided to call it quits after 22 years, the world collectively and simultaneously shook with disbelief. Surely not them? Their marriage being effectively created from solid rock that ...read more
The Douchiest Thing You Will Ever See
Normally I'd demand to know how I missed this last week, but considering that it happened on the Arsenio Hall show and I was under the impression that hadn't been on in two decades or so, maybe I can't be blamed. What's interesting, though, is that even taking that into ...read more
Now Hear This: Amanda Palmer Is NSFW
Amanda Palmer is a divisive presence in music. For some, she's a ferociously artistic firebrand who refuses to play by anyone's rules but her own and who's one of rock's last true fearless free spirits. For others, her act is nothing more than an exaggerated version of the ...read more
Miley Cyrus vs Sinead O'Connor: The Most Annoying Celebrity Argument Ever?
Anyone vaguely aware of Miley Cyrus and something she does called 'twerking' can see a young woman in trouble. The 20 year old singer, once a child Disney star, has been going through a very public metamorphosis - no doubt at the behest of her management - to turn into this ...read more
The Morning Banter: Cruz and Single Moms in Diners, Baby Kanye's Rant, and Straight Outta Suburbia
It's Friday, which means you'll be looking for something to do to pass the time while you're waiting to bail out of work and start your weekend. Here's a little reading material: 1. Dumb Waiter A lot of really silly things were said during Ted Cruz's 20-hour "moronathon" on ...read more
The Most Terrifying Thing You Have Ever Seen
Take away the music from Miley Cyrus's We Can't Stop video and it turns into something more nightmarish than Nine Inch Nails' Closer. CollegeHumor's Favorite Funny Videos ...read more