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MEMBERS ONLY: The Brett Kavanaugh And Neil deGrasse Tyson Conundrum
Kavanaugh’s defense was simple: he doesn’t remember it, so therefore in his eyes, it did not happen. DeGrasse Tyson’s case however, is far more complex and must be explored in more detail. The accusers have claimed more opaque, less definable instances of sexual impropriety, and ...read more
MEMBERS ONLY: We Have A Millennial Voting Problem
This week, New York Magazine posted an article called "12 Young People on Why They Probably Won't Vote," that profiled a group of millennials under the age of 30 who have either never voted before, or are so fed up with politics that they won't start now. Here are some of these ...read more
Desperation and Inbreeding Lead to the Failed "Plot" to Smear Mueller
If you haven't had a good belly laugh over it yet, take a moment to peruse the details of the unbelievably stupid "plot" hatched by right-wing super geniuses Jack Burkman and Jacob Wohl. Between using headshots of famous actors and supermodels to "staff" their fake company ...read more
Inside The Cockamamie Plot To Take Down Robert Mueller
Last night it was revealed that two right-wing grifters, Jack Burkman and Jacob Wohl, were reported to the FBI for a hasty, rushed-together conspiracy that involved forcing women to make false claims of sexual assault against Robert Mueller. For those unfamiliar with either ...read more
BANTER EXCLUSIVE: Interview With Scott Carter, Producer Of Real Time With Bill Maher
A few weeks ago, Real Time host Bill Maher invited Steve Bannon onto his show, after he was disinvited from the New Yorker Festival. The interview was criticized by the left, just as Bannon's recent appearance in The Economist's festival and his documentary with Errol Morris, ...read more
Trump Mocks Al Franken For Folding "Like A Wet Rag" After Sexual Assault Allegations
Adding insult to injury on a day when it looks like the future of women's rights in America are coming to an end, president Trump mocked former Minnesota Senator Al Franken for resigning after sexual misconduct allegations were made against him. "Boy, did he fold up like a wet ...read more
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American Sellout: Brett Kavanaugh Passes Cloture Vote In Senate
This morning, Brett Kavanaugh's nomination was passed through the Senate to advance to a final vote that will be held presumably sometime tomorrow. The margin for Kavanaugh was 51-49, one vote short of a tie. The four Senators everyone had been watching - Susan Collins of ...read more
Susan Collins Calls Sham FBI Investigation Into Kavanaugh "Very Thorough"
Maine Senator Susan Collins has been at the center of much of the debate surrounding the vote to confirm Judge Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court. In the past, Collins has bolted party lines to vote with the Democrats, most memorably in the summer of 2017 when she sided with ...read more
WATCH: Trump Aide Michael Caputo Melts Down Defending Kavanaugh
Last night on Anderson Cooper 360, panelists Jeffrey Toobin and Kirsten Powers found themselves having to calm down Michael Caputo, whose defense of Brett Kavanaugh turned into a full-on temper tantrum when they called him out on his lies. Caputo, a Republican aide, has worked ...read more
Watch A Trump Supporting Mother Condone Groping IN FRONT OF HER DAUGHTERS
Please excuse the caps in the headline, but this is too much. Too fucking much. If you want to understand what is at stake this November, please sit down and watch the following short clip where a Trump supporting mother from Bozeman, Montana, condones sexual assault in front of ...read more
Ted Cruz Forced Out of D.C. Restaurant by Protestors For Supporting Kavanaugh
There are only three areas of bipartisan consensus in America anymore: the sun is hot, water is wet, and Ted Cruz is a terrible person. Democrats have hated him since he was elected Senator in 2012, and Republicans haven't been much nicer - as Lindsey Graham said, "if you killed ...read more
How To Defame A #MeToo Accuser: A 21st Century Guide
The recent sexual misconduct allegations against [insert: famous male] by [insert: female accuser to be defamed] are all too typical of a movement that has outgrown its [insert: female undergarment]. We have, unfortunately, reached the point in our society where a successful ...read more
MEMBERS ONLY: The 2018 Midterms Are Now A Referendum On Brett Kavanaugh
The 2018 midterms are potentially America's last chance to hold Donald Trump and his corrupt administration to account. But now, they have also become a referendum on Brett Kavanaugh and the sham hearings Republicans have foisted upon us. There were many red flags against ...read more
Women Who Support Brett Kavanaugh on CNN Revealed as Republican Operatives
Last Friday, Anderson Cooper 360 aired a panel discussion led by CNN correspondent Randi Kaye where she talked with five Republican women about the allegations made against Judge Brett Kavanaugh by Dr. Christine Blasey Ford. She started out by asking if they believed Kavanaugh ...read more
Last-Ditch Conspiracy to Save Brett Kavanaugh Goes Down in Flames
Over the past few days, Republicans have tied themselves in knots to defend Brett Kavanaugh from Dr. Christine Blasey Ford, who accused him of attempting to rape her when they were in high school. The GOP has trotted out all kinds of excuses, from the letter signed by 65 of ...read more
Republican Men Are Apparently Uniquely Qualified To Hear Rape Testimony, Not The FBI
In 2018, Republicans have come a long way when it comes to their basic sense of decency. Back in 2016, they were absolutely fine with electing a self confessed sexual predator to the highest office in the land. In 2017, they were fine with electing an alleged pedophile to the US ...read more
Meet Mark Judge, Brett Kavanaugh's Sleazy Alleged Accomplice
Since Doctor Christine Blasey Ford went public with her allegations that Brett Kavanaugh attempted to rape her in high school, Senate Republicans have tried to frame the debate as "he said/she said," with only two people to be questioned. Their efforts to stonewall an FBI ...read more
Democrats Demand FBI Investigate Charges Against Kavanaugh
Although the Brett Kavanaugh hearings will reopen on Monday, with Doctor Christine Blasey Ford testifying before the Senate Judiciary Committee, the White House still refuses to ask the FBI to investigate her allegations of sexual assault and attempted rape, much to the ...read more
MEMBERS ONLY: Brett Kavanaugh And The Ridiculous 'Nice Guy' Test
This weekend, Stanford Professor Christine Blasey Ford revealed that at 15, she was sexually assaulted by a then-17-year-old Brett Kavanaugh, who held her down and covered her mouth when she tried to scream. If there was ever a moment to end this farce of a hearing and yank his ...read more
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly from Last Night's Primaries
Last night, Connecticut, Minnesota, Vermont, and Wisconsin held primaries for the 2018 midterms. The results reflect this year's trend of nominating possibly the most diverse slate of candidates there has ever been, with many of them being women. Today we break down the results ...read more
Sacha Baron Cohen Humiliates Roy Moore With An Israeli 'Pedophile Detector'
Former Senate nominee in Alabama and alleged pedophile Roy Moore became yet another Republican ensnared by British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen's genius. In his new show "Who Is America", Cohen set up an interview with Moore posing as Israeli soldier Erran Morad to discuss Israel's ...read more
How Not To Deal With Rape Charges
A word of advice for any men convicted of attempting to rape unconscious women: don't ever do what Brock Turner is trying to do in a California court today. Reported the Huffington Post: A lawyer for convicted rapist Brock Turner attempted to overturn the former Stanford ...read more
How Mike Cernovich Got James Gunn Fired from Guardians of the Galaxy 3
In the months following Harvey Weinstein's downfall, many prominent men in the entertainment industry have lost their jobs for their sexual misconduct, but whatever you may say about Kevin Spacey, Jeffrey Tambor, and Chris Hardwick, all were fired due for what they did. This ...read more
Victory For California Democrats As They Survive Jungle Primary Scare
California's jungle primary system, which allows the top two candidates to move to the general election regardless of party, threatened to crash the Blue Wave if too many Democratic congressional candidates split the vote and allowed Republicans to advance. Although the media is ...read more
He Pulled Up Her Dress At School So She Stabbed Him With A Pair Of Scissors
Down in Tennessee, a male student at Central High School thought it would be funny to lift up the dress of a female student to get a peek underneath. She was not amused: The victim took a pair of scissors and attempted to strike him multiple times before eventually connecting, a ...read more
#MeToo Is "Total Hypocrisy"? Oh, F*ck You, Roman Polanski
In 1977, 43-year-Roman Polanski, a powerful and famous director, gave a 13-year-old girl drugs and alcohol and proceeded to orally, vaginally, and anally rape her. He then fled the United States before being sentenced to jail and has been avoiding extradition ever since. Several ...read more
Women Win Big in House Primaries Last Night
Last night's primaries in Ohio, Indiana, North Carolina, and West Virginia garnered more attention for who lost rather than who won. In Ohio, Dennis Kucinich, the former Congressman and perennial Presidential candidate lost the nomination for governor this fall. Although his old ...read more
Did Donald Trump's "Dirty Ops" Campaign Bring Down Eric Schneiderman?
Let's get the obvious out of the way: Fuck Eric Schneiderman. I know we're supposed to do the whole "innocent until proven guilty thing" but just like with Roy Moore, Schneiderman's victims told their friends about what had happened so there is contemporaneous collaboration of ...read more