Stop me if you've heard this one before. A lawyer walks into a bar, orders a drink and explains to the bartender that he just paid $130,000 in hush-money -- out of his own pocket, no less -- to silence a porn star who somehow managed to fuck the lawyer's client, who, by the way, ...read more
There are way bigger problems in America right now, but I’m trying to get the ol’ blogging fingers back in shape, so forgive me for relying on a crutch that served me way too well for way too long:Making fun of moron celebrities for doing moron things with their moron sex ...read more
For the Better part of the past decade, Americans regularly watched the affection of President Barack Obama and Michelle Obama on display for all the world to see. The hand holding, kisses, and gazing into each other’s eyes seemed to reflect a genuine love at the center of their ...read more
I am an alumna of St. Andrew’s Episcopal, the college preparatory school that President Donald Trump’s youngest son, Barron Trump, will attend this fall. I have written and expressed my utter disdain for President Trump more times than I can count. I even wrote A Warning to Trump ...read more
This week, Us Weekly reported that Trump's most recent marriage is in shambles:Multiple sources claim that the former fashion model — who’s currently living 200 miles away from Washington, D.C., in NYC’s Trump Tower while Barron finishes the school year — refuses to share a bed ...read more
One of the tenets of liberalism is a profound respect for women. Liberals do not believe in body-shaming, slut-shaming, unequal pay, infringing on reproductive rights and a number of other things that the Republican Party has readily embraced with their war on women. ...read more
The Melania Trump plagiarism scandal actually touched a nerve on me. After The Donald’s wife was caught having lifted a section of text from a 2008 Michelle Obama address, Melania explained it away by saying that she’d simply taken inspiration a little too far. “A person she has ...read more
When Donald Trump appeared on stage Monday night, silhouetted like the gangly space alien at the end of Close Encounters, poised to introduce his wife, Melania, the first thing I noticed were the teleprompters that magically ascended from the stage to flank the podium. In fact, I ...read more
Well, that didn't take long. The Trump campaign has gotten to the bottom of who was to blame for Melania Trump's plagiarized speech debacle at the Republican convention yesterday, and discovered that it was...wait for it...Hillary Clinton!!The obviously lifted passages from ...read more
In another monumental gaffe from the team supposedly organizing Donald Trump's bid to become president, Melania Trump was given Michelle Obama's 2008 Democratic convention speech to regurgitate almost word for word at the Republican convention. Just watch:Here is the text ...read more
It's really tough to wrap your head around the fact that at one point the Republican party was something to be taken seriously. We're so far removed from those days that they feel like a dream -- or maybe something that happened while the nation was collectively drunk off its ass ...read more