Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli Just Got F*cked By Karma. Again.
Unable to escape the inexorable grip of karma, "Pharma Bro" Martin Shkreli, the former pharmaceutical executive awaiting sentencing for a fraud conviction earlier this year, was sent to jail on Wednesday by a federal judge. Shkreli had offered $5,000 for a strand of Hillary ...read more
Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli is Found Guilty of Fraud, Faces Up to 20 Years in Jail
Martin Shkreli was so confident that he could be acquitted of securities and wire fraud charges that he proclaimed before the trial that he was “so innocent” that the judge, jury and prosecutors would have to apologize to him. Sadly for Mr. Shkreli, the judge, jury and ...read more
It's Time for Twitter To Ban Donald Trump
Author's Note: I wrote this in the morning and by evening there's already an entirely new scandal the incoming Trump administration is dealing with. Get used to it, folks. This is how it's going to be for the next four years: There will be so much corruption coming at so fast a ...read more
Is it OK to Advocate Violence Against Martin Shkreli?
Of course I am not advocating violence against Martin Shkreli. Really, I'm not. I honestly, honestly do not want to drive from DC to New York, knock on the door of whatever luxurious loft apartment in Manhattan he lives in, then smack the living snot out of him with a large, ...read more
The Karma Continues: Things Get Even Worse For Martin Shkreli
Gigantic douchebag Martin Shkreli, the 'pharma bro' who thought it was a cool idea to raise the price of a life saving drug by 5500%, is not having a good week. On top of being arrested for a Ponzi scheme he set up at his former hedge fund, stepping down as CEO from his former ...read more
That Lovely Sound You Hear Is Martin Shkreli Getting Seriously F*cked by Karma
No matter what else is happening today, no matter how dangerous ISIS may be or how high Donald Trump might be polling, no matter whether you're unemployed or underemployed or employed just fine but unhappy with your job, no matter whether your husband or wife just left you, no ...read more
Pharma Frat Bro Martin Shkreli Will F*ck Yo Ass Up, Wu Tang!
You might recall Turing Pharmaceutical CEO and Boyle from Brooklyn 99 stunt-double Martin Shkreli from his 5500% increase in the price of a life-saving toxoplasmosis treatment, or his subsequent lowering of the price in response to the furious backlash he received, or his ...read more
Martin Shkreli: Screwing Patients Was "Best Possible Way to Get Girls"
As part of a Reddit AMA over the weekend, Turing Pharmceuticals CEO and major bro Martin Shkreli did his best to defend hiking the price up on lifesaving drug Daraprim by 5500%. Shkreli attempted to appear contrite as Reddit users laid into him in a marathon Q and A session, but ...read more
Free Market Capitalist Martin Shkreli Gets Screwed By Free Market Capitalism
Martin Shkreli, affectionately known to the internet as the "Pharma Bro" made waves last month when he decided raising the price of life-saving drug Daraprim by 5500% (from $13.50 to $750) was a really cool thing to do. Shkreli justified this unprecedented price hike because, ...read more
Martin Shkreli Is Back: The Triumphant Return of An American Asshole
Martin Shkreli may be a lot of things but he's definitely not stupid. He knows how ephemeral fascinations and even obsessions are are in the age of social media and he's certainly used that to his advantage over the past few weeks. He understands that these days nobody remains ...read more
Pharma Bro Desperate to Prove He's a Benevolent Capitalist
Turing Pharmaceuticals CEO and major Venture Capital bro Martin Shkreli wants you to know that he is a really good dude who wants to save more people with his life saving medicine. Not only is he a good dude, but those criticizing his virtually unprecedented decision to raise ...read more
Thought You Couldn't Despise the Smug Prick Behind the AIDS Drug Hike Any More? Read This...
Update: Late Tuesday night, Martin Shkreli made the wise decision to relent and reduce the price of Darapram, saying, “I think that it makes sense to lower the price in response to the anger that was felt by people." Translation: "Now can I go back to being anyone besides the ...read more
This Interview With the Hedge Fund Prick Who Just Raised the Cost of a Life-Saving Drug by 5500% Will Make You Furious
Back in 2008 and 2009, as the global economy was on the verge of complete collapse, I wondered -- I'm not sure how figuratively -- when America would finally wise up and begin bringing the guillotines out on Wall Street. What the Masters of the Universe had done by gang-banging ...read more