Listicles
I Don’t Find Your Millions of Pageviews Impressive
(Ashton Kutcher is the founder of a new viral aggregation site) It happens once every few months. A business or media reporter writes a breathless profile of some previously unknown web native who has “cracked the viral code.” We’ve been treated for years to the adage that you ...read more
Here's How To Start Your Own Buzzfeed For $21.89
Do you remember that part in The Matrix after Neo takes the red pill and finds himself essentially trapped in a gooey synthetic womb? And later Morpheus explains to him that it was part of a literal field of humans that the machines farm to sustain themselves, harvesting ...read more
Headline of the Day, Jr.: Clit-ting Bull
Cliteracy: 21 Things Millennials Should Know About the Clitoris I get that it's standard practice for each generation to complain about the one coming up behind it, and I generally do my best to avoid painting any large group with a large brush -- but when you're perfectly ...read more