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Trump Responds To "Crazy Joe Biden" In Sad Twitter Beef That Makes America Look Even Sadder
It’s officially Donald Trump versus Joe Biden, the 2018 edition, where the jabs are happening behind the other person's back though very much in the public eye. On Tuesday, Joe Biden lashed out at Trump during a speaking engagement at the University of Miami referencing the ...read more
Shock Report: The Kremlin Kept Mitt Romney from Becoming Secretary of State
This morning, New Yorker reporter Jane Mayer published a summation of Christopher Steele and his investigation into Donald Trump that culminated in BuzzFeed leaking his dossier to the press shortly before Trump's inaugural last year. It is the most thorough article that I have ...read more
Good News From Virginia: Voters Don't Care About Donna Brazile's Fake Story
In a perfect world, Virginia's election for governor tomorrow, between Democrat Ralph Northam and Republican Ed Gillespie, would not even be close. Gillespie has stoked the flames of racist Virginians with dog-whistle ads chastising NFL protestors, utilizing Latino gang members ...read more
Joe Biden, Real American
Former Vice President Joe Biden penned a stirring op-ed in The Atlantic yesterday, calling on all conscientious Americans to go to battle for ‘the soul of this nation’. As he sees it, the dark forces of fascism, xenophobia and hate are on the rise in response to the “giant steps ...read more
Kellyanne Conway Comes Back...and Lies About Hillary Clinton
After what appeared to be a timeout for president Trump's perpetually lying PR flak, Kellyanne Conway returned to the Twittersphere to do what she does best -- deflect attention away from herself and Donald Trump, lie, and smear Hillary Clinton. Conway has been noticeably ...read more
Joe Biden Just Said He's Running in 2020. And He'd Likely Win Too.
Today, CNBC broke the story that Vice President Joe Biden will be running for president in 2020. In a somewhat cryptic statement to a small group of reporters, he was quoted as saying the following: "Yeah, I am. I am going to run in 2020," Biden said when asked if he would run ...read more
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WATCH: Joe Biden Rips Into Trump Over His Offensive Comments About America's Vets
Earlier today, Donald Trump, never one to approach any subject at all with nuance or tact, implied that U.S. military vets suffering from PTSD "aren't strong." In general, this is a fucking unconscionable comment. From Trump, however, it's Monday. This is the same person after ...read more
Watch: US Troops Roar At Mention of a Third Obama Biden Presidential Run
President Obama joked on Saturday that Ted Cruz and Donald Trump are doing wonders for his approval ratings, but now that it's just Trump, Obama is positively on fire. At a USO event yesterday, Obama earned an extended cheer from the crowd when David Letterman joked about another ...read more
Fox News Thinks Biden's Announcement Today Was Meant To Distract from Something Something Benghazi
(Photo: Jim Watson/Getty Images) Andrea Tantaros is by far my favorite running gag at Fox News. She's not an A-list hack like Eric Bolling or the any of the dingbat triptych on Fox & Friends, which means that she's more prone to spout angry nonsense in an effort to catch the ...read more
Joe Biden Is Not Running For President, But His Empty Podium Still Beating Jeb Bush
Well, the wait is finally over. On Wednesday afternoon, Vice President Joe Biden took to the Rose Garden at the White House to announce that he will not be running for president after all. While the beloved Veep cited a closing timing window as his reason for bowing not-in, I ...read more
Joe Biden Is Beating Bernie Sanders Without Even Trying
The narrative of the troubled Hillary Clinton campaign has reached peak media wattage this week, buttressed by continued coverage of Senator Bernie Sanders' surging popularity in the early voting states of Iowa and New Hampshire, but a new poll out this week also demonstrates ...read more
Why Elizabeth Warren is Not Qualified to be Vice President
The short answer: I'm not convinced. If you're a liberal, you may have felt a disturbance in the Force Wednesday, as if millions of voices cried out at once, and then jizzed into millions of pants. At least one Alaskan salmon was even affected. That disturbance came courtesy of ...read more
The Reason Why White House Support for Joe Biden Presidential Bid is Not News
Eyebrows are a-raising at the prospect of a presidential run by current Vice President Joe Biden, and on Monday, those eyebrows went into orbit over speculation about President Obama's regularly-scheduled weekly private lunch with the Veep, and some expressions of support from ...read more
White House Reacts To John Kerry Assertion That 47 Traitors Letter is 'Unconstitutional'
Amid all the consternation over the letter that 47 Republican Senators wrote to the leaders of Iran in order to scuttle a nuclear arms deal, there was heavy speculation about a possible violation of something called the Logan Act. While the White House was happy to stand by and ...read more
White House Sends Its Own Civics Lesson Letter, To Senate Republicans In America
Following a week dominated by deadly headlines for Senate Republicans over their "Dear Mullahs" letter, the White House delivered a flying elbow to the so-called "47 traitors" over the weekend by sending them a letter of their own. On Saturday night, White House Chief of Staff ...read more
That Time Ronald Reagan Accused Jesse Jackson Of Violating the Logan Act
Before this week, the Logan Act was something you would disgustedly tell Hugh Jackman to drop, but as of Monday morning, it is the hot arcane law du jour. As a douchier writer might put it, the Logan Act is having a moment due to the 47 Republican senators who decided to send ...read more
After Their Letter To Iran, Joe Biden Has Had Enough of the Senate Republicans' Shit
Contrary to Sarah Palin's barely coherent contention that the Founding Fathers created the vice presidency as something that was "position flexible," whatever the hell that means, the VP has only two roles and one of them is that of President of the U.S. Senate. Being that Joe ...read more
A Day At The White House 2: Behind-the-Scenes Boogaloo
No matter where I go, dear Banter readers, you are always close to my heart, and that includes the White House. If you missed our last field trip to the People's House, feel free to check it out now, because how else are you supposed to follow the plot of the sequel? My week ...read more
Joe Biden's 'Gates of Hell' ISIS Remark Sounds Familiar Because It Is
The latest atrocity by ISIS, the murder of Steven Sotloff, has many Americans losing patience with President Obama's measured approach to the group, even those who completely agree with it. While the President has called ISIS a "cancer," and said that our objective is to ...read more
Watch Joe Biden Flirt With a 108 Year-Old WWII Vet and Tell Me Why He Can't Be President
Last month, 108 year-old Women's Army Corps veteran Lucy Coffey, America's oldest living female World War II veteran (she's three days younger than the oldest living vet, Richard Overton), realized a lifelong dream when she came to Washington, D.C. to visit the Women in Military ...read more
Hillary Clinton Stars In 'How To Lose an Unloseable Election 2: Electric Boogaloo'
Right now, Hillary Clinton is as sure a lock as there's ever been to be the Democratic nominee for president in 2016, but if you thought she squandered inevitability in 2008, you ain't seen nothing yet. Up until recently, I've had to roll my eyes any time some media idiot ...read more
Not The Onion: Joe Biden's Skinny Dipping Offends Female Secret Service Agents
It's a story that fans of Onion Joe Biden will wish is true. And it is... maybe. According to conservative Ronald Kessler in his upcoming book, The First Family Detail, the Vice President likes to go swimming stark-ass naked, writing, “Agents say that, whether at the vice ...read more
Joe Biden Once Went Badass On Vladimir Putin In His Own Building
Having written not one, but two posts about Joe Biden in four days, I was going to leave the guy alone for a bit, but there's a profile on the Vice President in the latest New Yorker with a nugget just too awesome to ignore. On the heels of the downing of a Malaysia Airlines ...read more
Joe Biden's Twitter Feed Got Downright Weird On Thursday Night
On Thursday night, Vice President Joe Biden went on an inexplicable Twitter rant that led us here at The Daily Banter to wonder if he was back on the Hennessy wagon. The tweets have since been deleted, but not before we were able to screen-shot 13 of them that, in our opinion, ...read more
The Vice President Goes Full Biden On Dick Cheney
Vice President Joe Biden took aim at Sith Lord Dick Cheney on Wednesday at a gathering of young progressives, slamming his predecessor for insisting that the military budget "ought to be our top priority for spending. Not food stamps, not highways, or anything else." In his ...read more
The 6 Types of Emails You Get From Politicians Asking For Money
One of the greatest gifts I ever gave myself was a filter for all the political donation emails I receive on an almost hourly basis. They are truly the bane of any generous liberal who was dumb enough to once donate $5 to a campaign or sign a petition. But as I went to delete ...read more
The Morning Banter: Chris Christie 2016 Speculation, the Human Body Has a New Part, and Goodbye to All US Blockbuster Stores
Thursday is finally here and instead of sifting through inane "Throw Back Thursday" photos of your friends' selfies from last year, you can treat yourself to some interesting news instead. 1. Chris Christie 2016 Speculation: Let the Frenzy Begin Chris Christie was reelected ...read more
The Morning Banter: A Case of the Mondays
Here's what you should be reading today instead of being pissed that it's Monday again: 1. Biden Time If you figured that Joe Biden was just going to step aside and let Hillary Clinton be the Chosen One in 2016, you seriously don't know Joe Biden. Also, why the fuck are we ...read more
Happy Easter
As many people around the world celebrate Easter, I have some thoughts to share about some contradictions about faith and the holiday (and not the obvious ones about how nothing we do in the United States to celebrate the holiday has anything to do with its origins, I mean I ...read more
The Media Finds the ONE Stone They Failed to Uncover in 2012
After what seemed like a decade of 24/7 coverage of the Republican 2012 primary process, news has come out that there are still untold stories. Apparently, Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum negotiated to team up against Mitt Romney. Ok, this doesn’t sound like a one meeting kind ...read more
Tastes Great! Less Filling!
I feel like the gun control debate often comes down to something eerily similar to that old beer commercial where fans of the beverage either supported the first or second claim and argued about it. The Second Amendment reads: A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the ...read more
The 23 Executive Orders That Will Not Change Your Life
By now you probably have heard that President Obama signed 23 executive orders on gun safety. You might also have heard Senator Rand Paul’s (R-KY) comments that by signing them, President Obama morphed himself into King Obama and that he plans to introduce legislation to nullify ...read more
President to Sign 19 Executive Orders Regulating Firearms
The Daily Banter Headline Grab. From The New York Times: President Obama this week will embrace a comprehensive plan to reduce gun violence that will call for major legislation to expand background checks for gun purchases and lay out 19 separate actions the president could ...read more
Biden's Task Force Angers Uncompromising NRA
The Daily Banter Headline Grab. From Reuters: Vice President Joe Biden butted heads with the powerful National Rifle Association on Thursday in his drive to reduce U.S. gun violence, drawing complaints from the lobby group that the White House is trying to limit ...read more
Biden to Announce Gun Control Actions on Tuesday
The Daily Banter Headline Grab. From Huff Post: Vice President Joseph Biden will deliver his recommendations for comprehensive gun violence legislation on Tuesday. "There is really a very tight window to do this," he told the press corps during his announcement Thursday. ...read more
President Announces Gun Violence Task Force, Headed by Vice President (FULL VIDEO)
The Daily Banter Headline Grab. From NBC News: President Barack Obama empaneled a new task force led by Vice President Joe Biden to develop comprehensive proposals to address gun violence no later than next month. In the wake of last week's shooting at an elementary school ...read more
Huff Post Live - Obama Foreign Policy Let Down, Platonic Friendships and Colin Powell's Endorsement
I was on the Huff Post Live 'Happy Hour' show last Friday night discussing the biggest stories of last week. It was a pretty lively back and forth that featured, amongst others, discussions around the big foreign policy let down of the third Presidential debate, Colin Powell's ...read more
Matt Taibbi on Romney's New Found Freedom
Watching Mitt Romney lie truly is a sight to behold - he now does it so effortlessly that you have to give him credit. There has been a metamorphosis in front of our eyes over the past year. Romney once appeared like a stiff robot, fumbling lines and committing gaff after gaff ...read more
Banter Readers Weigh in on What Obama Needs to do Tonight: Give Andrew Sullivan Valium
We put out a message on our Facebook group asking readers to weigh in with their opinions on what President Obama needs to do tonight in order to stop the surging Romney. Here's our pick, including the winner Frederic Poag, in bold: (And if you're not a fan of us on ...read more
Quote of the Day: What Obama Needs to Remember for the Debate
Michael Tomasky on what the President needs to bear in mind when he goes into the debate with Romney tonight: I hope that someone can say to him, “Mr. President, 70 million or more Americans are counting on you. They voted for you, they’re planning on voting for you again, and ...read more
Do not Underestimate how Important the Debate is Tomorrow
With the polls indicating that the election is becoming increasingly close, it's probably time that everyone re-assesses just how important televised Presidential debates are - at least in this election. Proof? Just look at what happened to Obama's numbers after the first debate ...read more
10 Point Guide to Obama not Screwing Up the Debate
By Ben Cohen: Tuesday night's second Presidential debate in New York between President Obama and Mitt Romney should determine the direction of the race going forward. There are just over two weeks left till voters go to the polls and contrary to early predictions, the race is ...read more
Matt Taibbi on why Joe Biden was Right to Laugh at Paul Ryan
Matt Taibbi on the vice President's scoffing last night: The Romney/Ryan platform makes sense, and is not laughable, in only one context: if you're a multi-millionaire and you recognize that this is the only way to sell your agenda to mass audiences. But if you're not one of ...read more
The Best Moment of the Vice Presidential Debate
Hands down the best moment in the vice Presidential debate last night was Joe Biden's evisceration of Mitt Romney for the 47% comments: The entire country was waiting for the topic to be brought up given President Obama's inexplicable decision to avoid it in his debate with ...read more
Vice Presidential Debate: How the Blogosphere Reacted
Here's how some of the more prominent bloggers saw the debate going last night: Andrew Sullivan: I have to say that Biden did to Ryan what Cheney did to Edwards in style and demeanor and authoritah. Ryan was hampered by an insurmountable problem on the impossible mathematics of ...read more
The Daily Banter Mail Bag!!! The Veep Debate! Vegas Presidents! Food Porn!
Welcome to this week's edition of The Daily Banter Mailbag! Today, Bob, Ben and Chez discuss the vice presidential debate; their ultimate Vegas president; and Food Porn! The questions: 1) What a performance!!! Ryan looked like a 15 year old in there against a very statesman ...read more
Vice President Biden Dominates Debate
The Daily Banter Headline Grab. From The AP: DANVILLE, Ky. (AP) — At odds early and often, Joe Biden and Republican Paul Ryan squabbled over the economy, taxes, Medicare and more Thursday night in a contentious, interruption-filled debate. "That is a bunch of malarkey," the ...read more
Our Superficial Guide to Tonight's Debate Between Joe Biden and Paul Ryan
By Ben Cohen: The general consensus within media and political circles as that Joe Biden must relentlessly attack Paul Ryan in tonight's Vice Presidential debate if he is to make up for President Obama's desultory performance last week. There is no doubt Biden needs to take it ...read more