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Satan Puts In Emergency Late Night Call to Trump
Infernal sources report that a phone call between the Lord of Lies, President Trump, and the fallen angel Lucifer, Ruler of Hell, took place late Thursday morning. The nature of the call was due to Lucifer’s “grave concern” over the lack of stable leadership coming from the White ...read more
The Unveiling of the Satanic Temple's Monument Was Everything You Hoped It Would Be
For the past couple of years the half-real-half-prank organization known as the Satanic Temple has been threatening to unveil a giant statue of a goat-headed Baphomet and place it on the steps of the Oklahoma state house. As of this weekend, it's managed to complete half of ...read more