Greg Gutfeld
WATCH: Fox News Hosts Hilariously Nominate Fake Planned Parenthood Videos for a Pulitzer Prize
The funniest thing about the proposal is that Greg Gutfeld and his fellow table gremlins on "The Five" were totally serious. In fact, Gutfeld began by comparing the videos by the Center for Medical Progress to Ralph Nader's activism against unsafe automobiles and the fight to ...read more
Fox News Host Defends Planned Parenthood, Co-Hosts Have Epic Meltdown
When Juan Williams defended Planned Parenthood on Fox News's 'The Five' yesterday, his cohosts had a spectacular meltdown. Pointing out that the women's health care organization had done absolutely nothing wrong, Jesse Watters, Dana Perino, Greg Gutfeld, Eric Bolling and ...read more
Bill O'Reilly Insults Caitlyn Jenner, Then Lies About Gender 'Situation' in California
What you get when you put three old white men in a room to talk about gender identity? Answer: a lot of offensive nonsense. On Bill O'Reilly's show last night, he brought in known gender identity experts Bernard McGuirk, the executive producer for 'Imus in the Morning', and Fox ...read more
Idiot Fox News Host Calls Pope "The Most Dangerous Person On The Planet" Because of Climate Change Stance
Fox News 'The Five' host and resident man-child Greg Gutfeld thinks Pope Francis is the 'most dangerous person on the planet' because of his views on climate change. In a convoluted rant Gutfeld attacked the Pope for his leaked letter outlining his views on man's impact on the ...read more
Fox News Channel Host Wishes Vladimir Putin Could Be "Head of the United States"
Fox News Channel's long-distance relationship with Vladimir Putin appears to be heating up again. For the longest time, Fox News hosts throughout the broadcast day were crushing badly for Pooty-Poot and his hairless man-rack. But when protests in Ukraine disintegrated into a ...read more
Fox News' Gutfeld: Feminists Who Are Angry About Hobby Lobby are 'Shrieking' 'Hysterics'
If you jumped into your time-traveling DeLorean, set the flux-capacitor to 1993, and traveled back in time to ask former President Bill Clinton about the scope of the Religious Freedom Restoration Act (RFRA), which he signed that year, it's doubtful he'd agree that neither this ...read more
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A Douchetime Odyssey: Greg Gutfeld and Guest Try Their Best To Dismiss Neil deGrasse Tyson
It won't surprise anyone to learn that Fox News has a bug up its ass about Neil deGrasse Tyson. Tyson is brilliant, disregards ridiculous concepts like religious faith and puts his trust almost entirely in provable science, and through his current pop culture status has been ...read more
Hank Aaron and Atlanta Braves Getting Racist Hate Mail
No, that headline isn't from 1974, it's from right now. Hammerin' Hank Aaron, Atlanta Braves Senior Vice President and true Major League Baseball home run king, got to celebrate Jackie Robinson Day by opening up racist hate mail prompted, ironically, by his remembrances of the ...read more
We Watched Fox News' Greg Gutfeld Rant About Taxes So You Don't Have To
There are few people on cable news as loathsome as Greg Gutfeld. The most flattering assessment of his role on Fox News Channel is that he's a professional troll. As the host of the late-night program Red Eye, as well as one of the talking dumbstupids on The Five, Gutfeld is a ...read more
Yes, Fox News, A Lot of People Hate the President Simply Because He's Black
President Obama was exactly right. Some people don't like him because he's African-American. I didn't think this was even remotely controversial. But wow. Some of the usual suspects erupted in protest, behaving suspiciously defensive when, in fact, the president wasn't really ...read more
John Stossel: Asshole
This will be quick and appropriately dirty. A couple of weeks back, Bob Cesca and I each put together a list of the people in cable news we disliked the most, then ran down our respective choices on our subscription-only podcast After Party. A couple of the names we both came ...read more
Fox News Channel's 'The Five' Attacked Another Kid
By Bob Cesca: When the programming wizards at Fox News Channel devised "The Five" it was kind of a no-brainer. And by the way, I think "no-brainer" is actually an employment qualification at the network. The concept for The Five was simple: create a Hannity/Beck/O'Reilly ...read more