Shut the F*ck Up, George Lucas
When Disney first bought out Lucasfilm and acquired the rights to the Star Wars franchise, I sighed in resignation. There it was, I thought, the final nail in the coffin of the beloved cinematic universe of my youth, a series that from here on out would feature cameos by Goofy ...read more
No, Melissa Harris Perry, Darth Vader Isn't a Racist Character
I just felt a disturbance in The Force, like millions of hot takes crying out at once... If you're anything like me, then you are on the edge of your seat waiting for the premiere of Star Wars: The Force Awakens (despite the title's resemblance to an intergalactic Folgers ...read more
An Open Letter To J.J. Abrams About "Star Wars VII"
Dear J.J. DO NOT LISTEN TO ANYTHINGTHIS MAN TELLS YOU. Thanks, Chez ...read more