Gary Johnson
If The Libertarians Reach 5% of the Vote Tonight, Republicans Are Screwed
Gary "What is Aleppo?" Johnson is a doofus but he could mean the death of the Republican Party if he reaches that magical number tonight: 5% of the popular vote. If the Libertarian Party passes that milestone, they get a whole bunch of money from the Presidential Election ...read more
Not Voting For Hillary? Go F*ck Yourself
There are several types of people who are voluntarily not voting for Hillary Clinton and every one of them is, frankly, an asshole. For various reasons (all of them bad), these people are helping elect Donald Trump, the single worst candidate to ever get this close to the Oval ...read more
New App Helps You Safely Vote Third Party and Still Kick Donald Trump's Ass
Despite the insistence of left leaning 3rd party voters that they have no obligation to anyone or anything but their conscience, the reality is that if they live in a swing state like Florida or Ohio, a vote for Jill Stein or Gary Johnson helps only one person: Donald Trump. But ...read more
Keith Olbermann Has a Sobering Message For 3rd Party Voters: "Assume it Will Be The Last Vote You Get to Cast"
Keith Olbermann has been waging a one man, intense and fact driven war against the possibility that this country could see an unqualified, terrifyingly juvenile man win the presidency. In his latest withering assault, he has a message for the possible 8 percent of America who ...read more
If You're Voting for Gary Johnson, You're Voting for a Great, Big Idiot
By now you're likely familiar with former New Mexico governor and Libertarian Party candidate Gary Johnson's series of cringe-worthy derps. There was the time on Morning Joe in which he couldn't identify the word "Aleppo" as being a war-torn city in Syria. Oddly, I get this one. ...read more
It is Gary Johnson's Economic Philosophy That Disqualifies Him From Being President
If anyone took Libertarian candidate for president Gary Johnson seriously, his failure to name a single foreign leader during an interview earlier this week would have almost certainly been the end of campaign. Luckily, no one took Gary Johnson seriously before he made the ...read more
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Gary Johnson's Town Hall Performance Should Disqualify Him From This Election
On Wednesday evening, during a MSNBC Town Hall meeting hosted by Chris Matthews, Libertarian presidential nominee Gary Johnson was asked to name his favorite foreign leader and he couldn't name a single one. The candidate began stuttering after the question was asked and ...read more
Gone in 23 Seconds: Watch Gary Johnson Completely Destroy His Own Presidential Candidacy
Libertarian Gary Johnson exploded his own presidential candidacy this morning with four simple but deadly words: "And what is Aleppo?" You might think it's unfair to Johnson that this will end him, when Donald Trump could've answered "I like Hill's Science Diet better" and not ...read more