Maybe NSA Should Have an End-User License Agreement
"Not exactly the most important company in the world, true. Not even the company that inflicts the most damage on the planet. They don't produce products that people will die without, or rig the entire global economy with fiscal nitroglycerine for the lulz. But when it comes to the sheer pathological hatred they can invoke in their ostensible customer base, it's very difficult to top..." Electronic Arts.