In an interview with Breitbart News, Duck Dynasty patriarch confirmed something I've suspected ever since I sat through all eight episodes of NBC's "The Slap": the media is controlled by Satan.  Wrapping up the week-long RNC shitshow in Cleveland, Breitbart;s Steve Bannon asked ...read more

Apparently, Texas' abortion clinic TRAP laws had ISIS all boxed in and ready to stop killing Americans, until the Supreme Court went and gave them permission to keep right on killing us:   They, on the day of that Supreme Court decision, they were jumping and hollering, they ...read more

So, you all remember hateful idiot bigot homophobe Phil Robertson, right? He washed up at the Western Conservative Summit this weekend and was actually good for something for a change, regaling the crowd with this truly hilarious "proof" that Jesus is real: I guess that also ...read more

Donald Trump's campaign spent at least part of the weekend getting its ass handed to it on national television by 60 Minutes's Scott Pelley. But before the weekend even began, Trump was on the campaign trail letting America know by way of a cheap red hat that he's ready to make ...read more

It's day 290 in the ongoing "Duck Dynasty: America's IQ Held Hostage" saga. You'll remember that just last week bearded, duck-calling Godfather Phil Robertson once again saw fit to grace us with his special brand of scripture-based backwater wisdom -- this time on the subject ...read more

We can safely call it "The Summit of Stupid." To celebrate the Labor Day weekend, the Duck Dynasty cast traveled to Alaska for a very special cook-out with Sarah Palin and her family. Naturally, when such a gathering of unrivaled brain-power occurs, it only makes sense to ...read more

Download the mp3 (54 minutes, 23mb) Gates of Hell: ISIS Beheads Another Journalist; Biden’s Gates of Hell Reaction; Glenn Greenwald Jokes About US Response to Beheaded Journalists; This is the Real Greenwald; Conspiracy Theorists Insist Obama is Giving ISIS Part of New Mexico; ...read more

Rep. Vance McAllister (R-LA), who was elected on a family values, conservative Christian platform, was apparently caught on video by The Ouachita Citizen newspaper embracing and passionately kissing a female staffer, Melissa Peacock. McAllister has been married since 1997. The ...read more

Here's some news that will surprise absolutely no one who's been paying attention: A&E ended Phil Robertson's suspension from Duck Dynasty quickly because it realized that a metric ton of Twitter outrage wouldn't affect the show's bottom line one bit. According to a piece in ...read more

The newest must-have fashion statement for Republican members of Congress at the State of the Union Address is apparently a man-date. Last year Texas congressman, Twitter troll and unparalleled nut-job Steve Stockman brought Ted Nugent on his arm -- a guy who, remember, had ...read more

I wasn't surprised, nor did I care that the guys from Duck Dynasty are merely dressing up like hillbillies for the entertainment of their gullible television audience. Why? Because this has happened before. Here's alleged redneck Larry the Cable Guy when he used his real name ...read more

When Sarah Palin weighed in on the Duck Dynasty nonsense, she tweeted, "Free speech is an endangered species. Those ‘intolerants’ hatin’ and taking on the Duck Dynasty patriarch for voicing his personal opinion are taking on all of us." Uh-huh. Among other silliness, Palin ...read more

“I almost protested the (Iraq War) in the beginning. Almost. Till I saw what happened to them Dixie Chicks. I said ‘Fuck that!’… But I’m like for real though why, why you care so much what the Dixie Chicks say? It’s not like they political scientists. They just bitches who ...read more

Get ready for the angry Duck Dynasty boycotts to shift over to the market share A&E couldn't care less about. Entertainment Weekly is reporting that, as expected, the network will begin airing season four of its hugely popular show about inexplicably wealthy Deep South ...read more

While interviewing Laura Ingraham on his Thursday night telecast, Bill O'Reilly actually condemned what Duck Dynasty performer Phil Robertson said about African Americans and the LGBT community. Eric Dolan from Raw Story reported: [Ingraham] said it was “disturbing” that ...read more

For most of you it's the last day before a very nice extended vacation. (For some of us it's just the usual Friday because the holidays don't mean we'll stop working for you, the seven or eight readers who'll still be around.) Anyway, here's some nonsense you can skim through ...read more

Now it's officially the day where you have to order those last couple things from Amazon. Here's what's happening on the interweb: 1. White House Panel Suggests Limits to NSA Snooping A presidential advisory panel has recommended sweeping limits on the government’s ...read more

A&E has some serious nerve putting Duck Dynasty patriarch Phil Robertson on "indefinite suspension" following a series of unbelievably homophobic comments he made during a newly published GQ interview. I don't say this because I think what Robertson said was acceptable or ...read more