The Morning Banter: Justine's Crash Landing, Zimmerman's Big Sale, Peyton's Record Score, and Alcohol Cures Everything
Hopefully if you're reading this at all you're doing it from your couch or maybe at the airport on your way someplace nice for Christmas. Either way, here's your abridged reading material for the day. 1. Crash Landing If you paid any attention to the internet at all over the ...read more
Quote of the Day: Hangover-Free Alcohol Would Mean the End of Life as We Know It
From GQ, reporting on a new kind of alcohol substitute being tested by scientists in England that would provide all of the great feelings of getting drunk without any of the hangover nastiness: "The hangover is the unpleasant but necessary part of drinking that maintains balance ...read more
Is It Wrong To Tell Women To Drink Responsibly To Protect Themselves?
When I was a senior in high school I had a sex-ed class taught by a priest. There are so many possible jokes in response to this and so much room to express bewilderment that I'm just going to forgo all of it and let you ponder the implications for yourself. Suffice it to say, ...read more