There are days when I find it difficult to get out of bed and continue covering this chaotic, interminably stupid charlatan. This is what the Commander in Chief tweeted this morning: Just take a moment to absorb this, and remember that this man is the goddamn President of the ...read more
At a recent Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation meeting, the philanthropist billionaire revealed a disturbing interaction with Donald Trump that indicated above all else the he is truly, truly stupid. Not only that, Gates' meeting with Trump also left the Microsoft founder with the ...read more
A while back, I coined my very own rule about the corruption and despotism of Donald Trump. If you're at all familiar with my work, you likely recognize this: "Trump always makes things worse for Trump." Ninety-nine percent of the time, it absolutely applies to every Trump ...read more
It’s a shame, but the days of serving respectably in the public eye appear to have passed us. Hey, millennials — are you feeling old yet? You’re witnessing history. With so many employees either being fired, threatening to quit or outright quitting, the White House is certainly ...read more
My first response to the news this morning that the man child residing in the White House pretending to be president challenged his own goddamn Secretary of State to an IQ test was one of utter resignation. When is this madness going to end? What does this man have to do to get ...read more
It’s been a month since Lucifer took office, and I’ve kicked both the NyQuil and the Tylenol PM. Counting sheep never worked, and counting creeps (Michael Flynn, Sean Spicer, Steve Bannon . . . ) only made things worse. Thankfully, I’ve developed a more organic approach to ...read more
When I compared Donald Trump to Francis Buxton, Pee-wee Herman's entitled man-child nemesis in Pee-wee's Big Adventure, I didn't think he'd so quickly vindicate my observation by engaging in an "I know you are but what am I?" counterattack. But he did, and it's obvious to ...read more
You probably haven't thought to ask yourself, "Which presidential candidate's supporters have the worst grammar?" But if you had, there's a solid chance you would've picked Donald Trump. And you would've been right. After all, the current GOP frontrunner recently told Values ...read more
