Donald Trump Administration
Matthew Whitaker Worked For Company That Sold A "Masculine Toilet Bowl."
It is no surprise that Donald Trump, a man responsible for pitching many failed products, from apartment buildings laundered with Russian money, to Trump: The Board Game, and his now-infamous steak line, is surrounded by hucksters who've sold lousy products. His original choice ...read more
Trump Reportedly 'Furious' About Midterm Losses, Retreats Into 'Cocoon Of Bitterness'
While Trump and the GOP have been busy pretending that they 'won' the midterm elections last week, reality appears to finally be settling in with the president. According to reports in both the LA Times and the Washington Post, Trump is angry and despondent over the loss of the ...read more
Trump Fans Must Now Acknowledge That His Famous "Instincts" Are Garbage
With the resignation of UN Ambassador Nikki Haley from Trump's chaotic administration, it is time for supporters of the president to acknowledge the his truly appalling "gut instinct". Haley joins a long, long list of high profile figures who have jumped ship before the ...read more
The Final Quote Of Bob Woodward's Book: "You're A F*cking Liar"
The staff at the Banter have not obtained a copy of Bob Woodward's new book 'Fear' to review yet, but enough excerpts have now been released to make an informed judgment about the inner workings of the Trump administration. On the Late Show with Stephen Colbert last night, a ...read more
MEMBERS ONLY: A Mutiny In The White House Is Underway. Thank God.
In the dark days following the 2016 election, after the initial shockwave of fear, dread and more fear subsided, I began to spitball various ways the emerging Resistance could successfully slow or stop the worst of the damage from the then-forthcoming Trump presidency. Based on ...read more
Bob Woodward's Explosive Trump Details Prove It Is A Miracle We Are Still Alive
The media is ablaze today with the Washington Post's exclusive explosive excerpts about the utter insanity in Trump's White House from legendary journalist Bob Woodward's yet to be released book, "Fear". The excerpts are horrifying to read, and are perhaps the most damaging ...read more
MEMBERS ONLY: How Donald Trump Nearly Destroyed My Life
There are millions of left, center, slightly center-right, and simply apolitical U.S. citizens who suffer every day upon waking to the latest self-absorbed tweets, alternative facts, and junta-flavored executive orders of our president. While I’m in no way in the top one percent ...read more
Everyone Who Works In The Trump Administration Is A Feckless C*nt
Samantha Bee is being raked over the coals by the White House for calling Ivanka Trump a "feckless c*nt" for one reason: to distract America from Trump supporting Roseanne Barr's grotesque racism towards Valerie Jarrett. The outrage on display from fellow feckless c*nt Sarah ...read more
Don't Conflate The Missing Children with Trump's Border Separation Policy
Last Friday, which was also International Missing Children's Day, Arizona Republic reporter EJ Montini wrote a column circulated by USA Today that reminded readers that, in the wake of the Trump Administration's new policy to separate parents and children at the border, the ...read more