As Donald Trump’s path to the republican nomination becomes clearer and the rest of our gag reflexes trigger awake, we seem to be losing sight of a simple, but important fact: Ted Cruz is also a f*cking lunatic who must be stopped.
Luckily for those inclined towards sorcery and supernatural, the state of Florida presents enough verifiable, repeatable evidence that we indeed live in a world filled with wizardry and diabolism
Continuing our unofficial series cataloging the unbelievable stupidity that occurs on an hourly basis in the state of Florida, we can report on possibly the dumbest thing to have ever happened in the sunshine state.
Every week we do a round up of the awesome comments left by readers of 'The Blaze' - Glenn Beck's nutty, rightwing version of the Huffington Post. Some weeks are crazier than others, but this week's comments on an article about the Boy Scouts of America's decision to allow openly-gay children to be members take it to another level.
In homage to Beck's madness, we went back in history to find the craziest stuff he's ever said. There were many, many other quotes that could have made the top 5, but the following 5 nuggets of sheer lunacy were, in our opinion, the very best
Never let it be said that the human species isn't diverse, particularly when it comes to intelligence. A man in China's southeastern Guangdong province admitted himself to a local hospital after he reportedly got a live eel stuck inside him after inserting it into his anus.