Republicans can't seem to understand why people take what they say literally.
A Minneapolis-based singer-songwriter couple has updated the now-controversial Christmas classic to make it less pushy and with an emphasis on consent. Thank Christ we've finally got that whole date rapey song from 1944 under control.
'Tis the season to throw up in your mouth a little.
Don't be dreaming of a white privilege Christmas this year.
As soon as Fox News reported that Santa Claus "just is white," the same as Jesus, liberal outrage suddenly threw millions of children into a yuletide panic. On September 21, 1897, our own Tommy Christopher responded to a letter from one such youngster, little Megynia O'Kelly, and we've been publishing that response every year since then
The holidays mean a lot of things to a lot of people, and for some people, the sugar-coated sentimentality is a little too much to bear. Enter the Long Island's Chamber of Horrors.
We got your War on Christmas right here.
After listening to most of it, and having seen some of Jones' previous videos, I was positive it was an InfoWars production. But when I clicked over to YouTube to grab the embed code, it turned out it was the ACLU's. Here's "The NSA is Coming To Town."
Fox News host Megyn Kelly discussed a Slate article on her show last night that argued that Santa Claus should no longer be portrayed as a white man. The sharp tongued blonde also asserted that "Jesus was a white man too".
Office parties -- such as they even exist anymore -- are traditionally a minefield that's difficult to navigate without at least getting a leg blown off. There's the possibility for a terrific time with friends, sure, but there's also the possibility that you'll wind up dancing inappropriately or making out with a heroin addict co-worker whom your boss then demands you help to kick his habit.
Sarah Palin's new book, Good Tidings and Great Joy: Protecting the Heart of Christmas, is exactly what it sounds like: a poorly written self-indulgent response to the so-called "War on Christmas," featuring personal stories of Palin's various Alaska Christmases.