Christians
Pastor Punches Kid For Jesus
Sometimes a miracle is a bearded dude turning water into wine and whatnot. Other times, a miracle comes in the form of really beating the crap out of some bratty kid. Meet Bible Baptist Church Pastor Eric Dammann, who literally wails on kids for Jesus. In a recent sermon caught ...read more
Liberals Are Having Too Much Fun Poking Christians' Balls
Pointing and laughing at wacky Christians is a favorite liberal pastime, and in the case of things like the Creation Museum or shitty textbooks, deservedly so. Another Christian peculiarity, the Purity Ball, has come back around the cultural radar thanks to a photography exhibit ...read more
The Newest Argument Against Same-Sex Marriage is the Most Pathetic One Of All
Of all the things ever said about gay marriage in the United States, none has been as sad, pathetic, and stupendously idiotic as the notion that it somehow persecutes Christians. This view was most recently articulated by Texas congressman and noted slack-jawed yokel Louie ...read more
The Fundamentalist Christian Reaction To Last Night's "Cosmos" Debut Is About What You'd Expect
Last night saw the debut of the new Cosmos reboot on Fox, with the brilliant Neil DeGrasse Tyson filling the shoes of the late -- and equally brilliant -- Carl Sagan. Considering the fact that it was essentially a science documentary show running right after Family Guy, with Seth ...read more
THE MORNING BANTER: Here Comes World War III, Christians Slam "Noah," Sexting Suicide, and Masturbation Clubs
Happy Friday. Hopefully you're ready for the weekend, but before you head out the door to get underway with it, here's some random internet nonsense. This should pass the time nicely. 1. The U.S. and E.U. are getting together to tag-team Nikolai Volkoff. They'd just better ...read more