Celebrities are important because...
Meryl Streep's Anti Trump Speech Was as Irritating as it Was Great
Risking the wrath of the liberal overmind still buoyant from Meryl Streep's stinging criticism of Donald Trump last night at the Golden Globes, leftists might want to acknowledge the downside of the actress's emotional outpouring. Firstly, let's acknowledge the good. Streep ...read more
How to Make it Lindsay Lohan Style: Go to Rehab and Get a Reality Show!
Great news for all Lindsay Lohan fans out there (I know they are in plentiful supply) because Queen of TV Oprah has announced that Troubled Lindsay (someone should really trademark that) is to not only give her first TV interview with Oprah, but that there will also be a ...read more
Twitter: #it’sbrilliant #Ilikeprivacy #leavemealone #I’macelebrity
I’m not sure if, when Twitter first became popular, anyone had any idea that celebrities would find it so bloody exciting. Who knew that they cared so much about their ‘fans’ that they would want to update them on every aspect of their life? (#boring) Or, put another way, who ...read more
Why Are We Obsessed With Celebrities? Our DNA Provides a Clue
When it comes to celebrities, people often wonder why it is they are famous or even interesting. Why are they on the front cover of magazines and what possesses people to chase them around simply because they are, well, famous? Turns out some clever so-and-so has decided to look ...read more
Paris Hilton Wants You to Know How Hard She Works
In last week's column, I wrote about Kanye West declaring himself the “nucleus” of Western culture. This week my attention turns to another icon of our times, Paris Hilton. You know, the blonde one who says things like 'Wal-"Mart... do they like make walls there?" and "What’s a ...read more
Celebrities Are Important Because…
They raise money for charity just by being them. No one can really argue against raising money for charity, can they? A good deed is a good deed, whichever way you look at it. A charity by its very definition is good. Isn’t it? And there are no celebrities out there who don’t ...read more
Top 10 Celebrities Crucial to the Existence of Mankind
We all know that celebrities are important. But some celebrities are more important than others, and top ten lists are crucial in helping the unkempt masses know exactly who they should spend their valuable time fawning over. In this week's 'Celebrities Are Important Because...' ...read more