Sorcerer Bill Belichick Summons Massive Blizzard To Distract Country From Deflategate
After orchestrating a coup d'état in the strategically vital Middle Eastern country of Yemen last week that nonetheless failed to displace Deflategate from American news headlines, New England Patriots head coach and noted sorcerer Bill Belichick has upped the ante. According ...read more
Stop Calling the New England Patriots Scandal 'Ballghazi'
The suffix "-gate" has been the go-to add-on for any number of scandals in what is of course an homage to the break-in into the Democratic National Committee headquarters at the Watergate Hotel in Washington, D.C. in 1972. That deed was perpetrated by goons working at the behest ...read more
The Funniest Thing About Cheating Patriots Coach Bill Belichick's Press Conference
Embattled New England Patriots Head Coach and Official NFL-adjudicated cheat Bill Belichick took to the podium this morning to address the now-roiling controversy of his team's alleged use of under-inflated footballs in Sunday's AFC Championship 45-7 victory over the ...read more