Ben Carson
Ben Carson And The Sinister Motivations Of Republican Economics
One of the most pervasive myths about poverty in right wing circles is that people who are unable to lift themselves out of it aren't working hard enough. Some of the most militant advocates of this philosophy are those who come from poor backgrounds themselves, and insist that ...read more
Ben Carson Lied About Ripping Off Tax Payers For $31,000 Mahogany Dining Set
It appears that the Housing and Urban Development Secretary Ben Carson under Donald Trump, lied about a $31,000 custom mahogany dining room set chosen for his office that was paid for by the public. Carson maintained that “nobody was more surprised than me,” about the cost of ...read more
Yes, Ben Carson Just Referred to African Slaves as "Immigrants" Pursuing "Prosperity and Happiness in this Land"
Housing and Urban Development Secretary Ben Carson has now solidified his standing as Black America's leading sellout with comments regarding slavery so incomprehensibly stupid and offensive it is a wonder he is aware of his own ethnicity. Speaking on Monday to department ...read more
Why Nominating Dr. Ben Carson Director of HUD is a Lethal Injection
Amidst a slew of arbitrary, counterintuitive, corrupt, dangerous and LSD-induced cabinet nominations by President-elect Donald J. Trump, the selection of Dr. Ben Carson was the one that had me ranting and raving the most in the shower stall. Had I slipped, fallen and broken my ...read more
Elizabeth Warren Roasts Ben Carson After He Touts His "Morality" To Defend Potential Corruption
Dr. Ben Carson went in front of the Senate on Thursday to make an argument as to why he should be confirmed as the head of the Department of Housing and Urban Development. Everything was going well enough for the failed GOP presidential candidate who is uniquely unqualified to ...read more
Donald Trump Once Compared His HUD Nominee Ben Carson to a Child Molester
When Ben Carson endorsed Donald Trump back in March, it was yet another moment when we had no choice but to wonder whether Carson is some kind of mad scientist or, better yet, a somnambulist Batman villain. Not to relitigate the past, but Carson has a license to cut into the ...read more
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Trump Appoints Ben Carson For "Inner Cities" Administration Position
In a totally non-token move, President-elect Donald Trump has chosen Dr. Ben Carson to lead the Department of Housing and Urban Development in his new administration. "Ben Carson has a brilliant mind and is passionate about strengthening communities and families within those ...read more
Sarah Palin Confuses Ben Carson For Obama's Brother Because They All Look Alike Anyway, Right?
Sarah Palin, the quitta' from Wasilla, posted a word salad which started out with a startling admission that she is an "Obama admirer." Of course, she was going for the shock value of the statement and later said, "not THAT Obama, this one, Barack's brother Malik." She posted a ...read more
This Is, Without a Doubt, The Dumbest And Funniest Sh*t Ben Carson Has Ever Said
As you all know, Ben Carson says a lot of weird, crazy shit, but just when you think he can't say anything weirder or crazier... well, nobody thinks that. But even by that measure, this argument in favor of Donald Trump is insane and hilarious: Yeah, get Dickens on the line ...read more
Ben Carson Does Some Good Ol' Gay Bashing in Response to Dallas Shooting
You have to give it to Republicans -- literally any opportunity to attack the most vulnerable people in society, and they'll take it. In response to the Dallas police shooting, presidential flop and Donald Trump supporter Dr. Ben Carson thought it provided a unique time to do ...read more
Trump Appoints Ben Carson and Chris Christie to Serious Posts in Trump's Unserious Campaign
On Monday, presumptive Republican Party nominee for president Donald Trump announced that New Jersey Governor Chris Christie would head the candidate's White House transition team, should Trump defeat Hillary Clinton in November. “Governor Christie is an extremely knowledgeable ...read more
Ben Carson: A Perfect Example of Why Blacks Don’t Become Republicans
The most recognizable Black Republican, Ben Carson, quietly ended his uninspiring and ineffective presidential campaign earlier this month. From the beginning, Carson’s candidacy was destined for failure given his total lack of interest in mastering policy and refusal to develop ...read more
Ben Carson's Latest Article on The Economy is Breathtakingly Stupid
If one were to sum up the Republican Party's general stance on economics, it would go something like this: Debt is bad, government is bad. Tax cuts are good, big corporations are good. Sadly, there isn't much more to it than that. Despite the menacing language used to illustrate ...read more
Here's the Law That Donald Trump Broke by Promising Ben Carson a Trump Administration Gig
When Ben Carson endorsed Donald Trump, it was yet another moment when we had no choice but to wonder whether Carson is some kind of mad scientist or, better yet, a somnambulist Batman villain. Not to relitigate the past, but Carson has a license to cut into the human brain, while ...read more
Ben Carson Sells Out And Endorses Donald Trump Because He Wants to Be Vice President
“Laziness is a trait in blacks....black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes every day."  - Donald Trump speaking to John R. O'Donnell, former president of Trump Plaza Hotel & Casino. Apparently ...read more
Why Ben Carson's Attack on Obama's Blackness is His Dumbest Move Yet
Once a brief contender for the Republican presidential primary lead, Dr. Ben Carson has settled into a glorified book tour/Fox News audition/consultant gravy train masquerading as a presidential campaign, but he's still a reliable source for premium shit-talking. On MSNBC today, ...read more
Ben Carson's Foreign Policy Plan For America Makes Literally No Sense
Ben Carson laid out his 6 point plan for America's foreign policy under his leadership on his facebook page today, and unsurprisingly it makes no sense whatsoever. Here is Carson's foreign policy plan that will apparently "restore America’s role as the world’s preeminent ...read more
Ben Carson's Worst Campaign Moment Ever
Ben Carson may be fading from the Republican presidential field, but he's still going strong at saying weird, dumb shit. While delivering a pep talk to students at a Christian school in Cedar Rapids, Iowa Thursday, Carson asked the assembly who was the "worst student" in the ...read more
So Now, It Turns Out Ben Carson Apprehended a Carjacker
Just when you thought The Adventures of Dr. Ben Carson, Knife-Fighting Gunman-Rushing Man of Mystery was over, a new chapter is born. The retired neurosurgeon has already regaled the public with several different versions of the time he stabbed a guy, the time he cut a dude's ...read more
Clint Eastwood: Great Actor, Shitty Political Commentator
Clint Eastwood is a great actor, and a maybe an even greater director. His screen presence and keen artistic judgment have made him one of Hollywood's most revered icons, and it would be sacrilegious to suggest otherwise. However, the status bestowed upon people who make a ...read more
Merry Christmas, Hillary! Donald Trump Is Going To Win!
Several months ago, I felt a disturbance in The Force, like millions of white voices crying out "Why isn't there a White History Month?" at once. At the time, no one else really believed it, and now that they're close enough to see that's no moon, that's a space station, it's ...read more
Brave Ben Carson is "Not Afraid" to Wish You a Merry Christmas
Fearless leader and hopeful 2016 presidential candidate Ben Carson has braved the terrifying wrath of America's atheist power structure (which is a whopping 3.1% of the population) to post a defiant Christmas message on facebook. No doubt risking his life to send his festive ...read more
This Is The Greatest Description Of The 2016 Republican Candidates Ever
Recently I have struggled to find the words to describe the horror show otherwise known as the 2016 Republican primaries, mostly because it is so horrific I can't bring myself to watch it any more. I'm sure if I had watched the debate last night I would be spending the entire ...read more
Watch and Share Clips From the CNN Republican Debate
Tonight is the night! CNN is hosting the last Republican primary debate of the year, moderated by Wolf Blitzer, Dana Bash and Hugh Hewitt at The Venetian in Las Vegas, Nevada. As usual, we will have embeddable clips from the main debate, in near real-time. With Donald Trump ...read more
Ted Cruz Can't Beat Donald Trump Because He's Scared Sh*tless of Him
On the heels of one poll that shows Ted Cruz leading in Iowa, out of a sea of other polls showing Donald Trumpbeating everyone's drawers off, the media is once again trying to concoct a threat to Trump's supremacy. Chuck Todd even went so far as to call Cruz the "invisible ...read more
Ben Carson on Planned Parenthood Shooting: 'There is no Saint Here in This Equation'
Republican reactions to the mass shooting at a Planned Parenthood center in Colorado Springs Friday continue to emerge at a bare trickle, but none of them have been all that surprising. On Sunday morning's This Week, fading Republican presidential hopeful Ben Carson followed the ...read more
What Do Ben Carson and Bruschetta Have In Common?
They're both basically toast. The few polls that have trickled out since the last Republican debate have shown some softening of support for the good doctor, but as long as Ben Carson is doing well in Iowa, there's no real reason to panic. Within the past month, Carson has ...read more
Ben Carson's Syrian Refugee Solution is Seriously Idiotic
Regardless of whether you think the United States' current strategy in fighting ISIS is a good thing, offering asylum to Syrian refugees fleeing the violence is undoubtedly not only the most humane thing to do, but the smartest -- and for fairly obvious reasons. But not so ...read more
Ben Carson Paternity Suit Story Begins To Break Big
The fourth Republican presidential debate jumps off Tuesday night, and just in time, another controversial episode from Ben Carson's past is gaining widespread attention. Presidential candidate and Holocaust comicBen Carsonheld a gonzo press conference on Friday to answer ...read more
Ben Carson's Mother Completely Contradicts the Entire Point of the Stabbing Story
As the white-hot spotlight continues to burn on retired neurosurgeon and alternate universe West Point cadet Ben Carson, BuzzFeed's Andrew Kaczynski tried to do his part to pull Carson's feet out of the fire a little bit by tweeting part of an old Parade article in which ...read more
Even More Sh*t Ben Carson Says
It is really hard to keep up with all the crazy, weird shit that Ben Carson says, but I'm doing my best. You can check out my epic video slideshow of Carson insanity at Mediaite, but here are the new ones I dug up while researching it. We get it, Ben Carson. You stabbed a guy ...read more
Ben Carson Loses His Sh*t In Press Conference
Not that it will make a bit of difference to his supporters, but Ben Carson completely lost it during a press conference Friday night. Like, I hope all of those reporters were wearing ROTC belt buckles lost it. Reporters pressed Carson hard on the Politico story questioning his ...read more
If Ben Carson Does Not Believe in Evolution, He is Not Qualified to Become President of the United States
It is entirely possible that the theory of evolution will change or be considered incomplete in time to come. It is also possible that the entire theory may be overthrown and replaced with completely different understanding of how life evolved and continues to evolve on planet ...read more
Ben Carson Changes His Stabbing Story Again
After CNN looked into Ben Carson's stabbing story and found nothing to back it up, Carson added a few new changes to the story. Previosly identified as an ROTC classmate named Bob, Carson now says it was a "close relative," and claims he used aliases in his books without telling ...read more
Ben Carson Admired Joseph For Being the 'Best Slave' He Could Be
Retired neurosurgeon and erstwhile knife-fighter Ben Carson's ride atop the GOP presidential polls has brought with it a renewed scrutiny of the crazy, stupid, and just plain weird things he's been saying for years. This week, Buzzfeed's Andrew Kaczynski surfaced a quote from a ...read more
Ben Carson Says Many Americans Are So Stupid, They'd Vote For Satan
One of the more strenuous pursuits of this presidential election has been cataloging the many crazy, weird things that Ben Carson says, but several liberal sites are now attacking Carson for saying that "many" Americans are "stupid." Mother Jones' David Corn dug up a clip from ...read more
The Republican Candidates' Tax Plans Are Basically Bullsh*t
Over the years, the Republican party has steadfastly maintained that it is the party of fiscal responsibility while the Democrats are big spending teenagers racking up debt on daddy's credit card. "It sounds great, but who is going to pay for it?" you hear condescending ...read more
Quotes of the Day: Ben Carson's Appeal is 'Safe Negro' Attacking Black President
Ben Carson's freshly-minted status as arguable Republican frontrunner has thrust the retired brain surgeon and former knife aficionado under an ever-intensifying media microscope. In one of the many getting-to-know-Carson segments you'll be seeing these days, a white Republican ...read more
The GOP Just Broke Off Its Partnership with NBC, Because Republicans Are Whiny Babies
Jesus Christ, the Republicans are a bunch of cowards. After supposedly being mistreated by the moderators of the last GOP presidential debate on that communist network CBNC -- one of whom was the guy credited with actually starting the tea party -- the Republican candidates ...read more
Here Are 7 Crazy Things Ben Carson Said In One Speech To Quack Mannatech Group
It is a well established fact that Ben Carson says a lot of crazy, weird shit, but usually, he spaces it out a little. That wasn't always the case, as his first paid speech for quack supplement company Mannatech demonstrates. At Wednesday night's Republican debate, Carson was ...read more
Sh*t Ben Carson Says: I Had Unnecessary Surgery To Set a Good Example
It is a well established fact that Ben Carson says a lot of crazy, weird shit, and Wednesday night's Republican debate was no exception. Carson was quizzed about his relationship to quack supplement pyramid marketer Mannatech, and weirdly tried to distance himself from the ...read more
Ben Carson Should Produce His Long-Form Stabbing Certificate
Presidential candidate and quasi-frontrunnerBen Carsonsays a lot of weird, crazy stuff, so it's easy to let something slip by. For example, when Carson talked about stabbing a classmate on Meet the Press this weekend, I was more amused by the image he painted of a teenage Ben ...read more
Jeb Bush Is Finished and So Is Establishment Conservatism
Last night, the public witnessed the death of not only Jeb Bush as a viable candidate for President, but the end of establishment conservatism in America. Bush had been faltering badly in the polls before the debate and needed a game changing performance to turn things around. ...read more
Watch All the Video Highlights From The CNBC Republican Presidential Debate
Welcome to our coverage of the third Republican Presidential Debate on CNBC, moderated by Carl Quintanilla of Squawk on the Street, Becky Quick from Squawk Box, and chief Washington Correspondent John Harwood. As before, we will have debate clips in near-real time, posted in ...read more
Tonight's Debate Will Be a Shit-Show, Because the Republican Party Is a Shit-Show
I'll make this quick since I need to run out and buy another bottle of Four Roses Single Barrel and anesthetize myself before tonight's Republican shit-flinging gets underway. I disagree with a substantial number of John Kasich's beliefs and policy proposals, but I still ...read more
Ben Carson Takes National Lead Over Trump at Just the Right Time
It was nearly two months ago when Ben Carson first took a lead in Iowa over Donald Trump, a development that resulted in some decidedly low-frequency feuding between the two candidates. That dynamic was largely absent from the ensuing Republican debate, however, with Trump more ...read more
Ben Carson Will Stab You
Ben Carson: brain surgeon, presidential candidate, and former violent sociopath. Yes, the candidate who appears to be falling asleep when on the campaign trail was once so full of energy that he went after people with "rocks, and bricks, and baseball bats, and hammers," and ...read more
Hey Jeb, If You Can't Compete With Donald Trump and Ben Carson, Your Campaign is Over
Like the son of many a powerful man before him, Jeb Bush believed that his name would carry him to riches and success. His father and brother were both Presidents of the United States and Jeb believed it was his turn to take the keys to the kingdom that were rightfully his. ...read more
Donald Trump's Black Friend Said It Was Okay To Attack Ben Carson
Now that Ben Carson has surged to a lead over Donald Trump in several Iowa polls, the Donald has begun to attack the retired neurosurgeon in earnest. As usual, Trump is getting lots of attention for his aggression, but the press is missing out on the best part. Trump began with ...read more
Which Republican Wins 'Creepiest Presidential Candidate?'
Former Florida Governor and Future Former Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush grossed out the entire extinct population of Krypton this week when he revealed his sweaty hots for Supergirl during a forum with the LIBRE Initiative, a Hispanic economic organization. Asked to ...read more