ben carson 2016
Ben Carson is Officially Running for PresZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Monday morning in Detroit, Dr. Ben Carson officially announced his candidacy for the Republican presidential nomination and I'm literally nodding off while I write this. Stand by. Okay, back from a power nap. So, yeah, Ben Carson put on quite a show this morning. It was as ...read more
Best Of Banter: Shove Your Paleo Diet, Netanyahu Speaks To Congress, and Guy Fieri Is Still Insane
March has rolled right in like a reminder that this year, like all previous ones, marks yet another notch off your incredibly short road to the grave. Rest easy, friend, for your agonizingly short descent into the cold and immortal nothingness does not proceed alone. Your ...read more
Devout Christian Dr. Ben Carson Comes Out in Favor Of War Crimes
The Republican Party's imaginary second black president, pediatric neurosurgeon and evangelical Christian Dr. Ben Carson, has some pretty interesting opinions on war for someone who professes to follow the words of Jesus Christ. In a Monday appearance on Fox News, Carson told ...read more