Can We Please Stop Blindly Glamorizing The Military? It's Giving Would-Be Soldiers The Wrong Idea
"Now don't get me wrong, as another comedian, Michael Birbiglia, once put it, 'I love the troops. Because if they weren't the troops, I would be the troops. And I would be the worst troops. I'd be like, 'You expect me to carry a gun this heavy and run away screaming?'."