If you're anything like me, you are likely sick to death of listening to Chris Matthews lamenting, for the millionth time, about how Barack Obama can't do deals like Reagan and Tip O'Neil did, because the fucking Reagan years were so great.
John Boehner keeps pimping claims that have no basis in reality.
You could go blind doing that.
When The Washington Post revealed that many of the celebrities in the "Rock The Vote" Li'l Jon parody video didn't vote in 2010, the conservative internet let out a collectively orgasmic shriek of "HYPOCRITES!"
Republicans will probably take the Senate, but there's no need to panic.
Steve King stayed to face the music while Rand Paul bolted like the Roadrunner, leaving his sandwich to spin around in the air for several seconds before falling back onto the plate.