Posted on Jul 11, 2018

MEMBERS ONLY: Trump And Putin Are Setting The Table For World War III

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Earlier this week, I published an article describing a new hashtag campaign in which Trumpers and a massive swarm of Russian trolls are attempting to undermine Democratic unity by suggesting Dems should walk away from the party, and just in time for easily the most consequential midterms we’ve ever witnessed. The “WalkAway” concept was allegedly started by a New York hairdresser named Brandon Straka who claims to have been...

Posted on Jun 25, 2018

Anti-Trumpers Scolded For Being Mean While Trump Carpet Bombs American Values

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One of the many stories of the day that’ll surely get lost in the fire hose of Trump news comes to us from crazy Arizona where a Walgreen’s pharmacist decided it violated his personal religious beliefs to fill a woman’s prescription for an abortifacient drug. So, according to Newsweek, the druggist refused to fill the prescription, despite the drug and the prescription being perfectly on the level. Nicole Arteaga’s...

Posted on Jun 18, 2018

The Sound Of Sobbing Children In Trump’s Internment Camps Should Haunt Us All

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Ever since Donald Trump declared his candidacy roughly three years ago, we’ve all been witnesses to a seemingly endless dark ride of tragedy and destruction waged by a little man with little regard for anything but his own approval ratings and wealth. It’s impossible to list everything since it’d require thousands of words to cover half of the awfulness that occurred just last week alone. Today, however, perhaps the...

Posted on Jun 13, 2018

MEMBERS ONLY: We’re Far Less Safe After Trump’s Non-Deal Deal With Kim Jong-un

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The reason great dealmakers don’t openly celebrate a deal, especially one that isn’t complete, is because it shows weakness to the other side. Donald Trump is therefore the weakest dealmaker in recent memory, and his alleged “deal” with Kim Jong-un isn’t a deal at all, made worse by Trump’s frenetic effort to characterize both the deal and Kim himself as the greatest things ever. By the way, the first...

Posted on Jun 11, 2018

Trump’s Hand-Picked Trade Rep: We Have An $8.4 Billion Trade Surplus With Canada

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Let’s cut to the chase. Donald Trump doesn’t know what the hell he’s talking about when it comes to trade between the U.S. and Canada. This past weekend wasn’t the first time he accepted Canada-related gibberish from Fox & Friends as empirical fact, but he’s definitely amplified the volume of the attacks during and after the G-7 summit in La Malbaie, Quebec. Consequently, the Red Hats are busily crapping...

Posted on Jun 01, 2018

Trump Said He Read A Letter From Kim Jong Un That He Actually Didn’t Read

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As though we needed more evidence proving that Donald Trump is the world’s most powerful bullshit machine, he did it again. When asked about a letter delivered to him on Friday from North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un (a name he recently misspelled in a tweet because he’s so smart), the president initially pretended as if he actually read it. During a short gaggle with reporters, Trump described the...