Posted on Mar 05, 2014

Steve Stockman Loses Texas Primary By Huge Margins; Senate Campaign Likely a Fundraising Swindle

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It sounds like Team Stockman tried run a campaign in which they raised as much money as they could while spending as little as possible. Traveling to statewide events in Texas costs money. Having a campaign headquarters that doesn't look like Buffalo Bill's creepy dungeon in "Silence of the Lambs" also costs money....

Posted on Mar 03, 2014

Arrest Us, Steve Stockman. We Dare You.

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A few weeks ago, after Stockman denied up and down that he was never arrested for smuggling Valium in his underpants, the Texas Tribune dug up Stockman's arrest record and creepy mug shot. And now, Stockman has threatened to file charges against anyone who publishes the mug shot....

Posted on Jan 13, 2014

Steve Stockman’s Latest Poll Results Will Make You Laugh and Laugh

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You might recall how Twitter troll Rep. Steve Stockman (R-TX) is challenging Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX) in this year's Republican primary in Texas. Stockman is a member of the tea party caucus in the House, but it turns out that the tea party doesn't like him very much. In a straw poll held by the Ellis County, Texas Tea Party, here's how many votes Stockman received......

Posted on Dec 13, 2013

The Year of the AR-15

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Given America's thriving gun culture it'd be naive to think that firearm sales in general would decline after a gut-wrenching tragedy like Sandy Hook. However, following the slaughter of 20 children by a madman brandishing an AR-15, you'd think fewer Americans would want to be associated with it -- not more, and by the tens of thousands....

Posted on Dec 11, 2013

Crazy Steve Stockman Posts Incoherent Manifesto Slamming ‘Liberal John Cornyn’

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We begin with the new Stockman for Senate website on which the candidate posted what can only be described as an anti-Cornyn fundraising manifesto -- practically a laundry list of incoherent demands, with each sentence as its own standalone thought, not unlike his wacky Twitter feed. In it, Stockman uses the phrase "liberal John Cornyn" 21 times, not including an additional four appearances of the phrase in Stockman's Twitter...

Posted on Dec 10, 2013

Tea Party Congressman Steve Stockman to Primary Challenge John Cornyn in Senate Race

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Everyone's least favorite irritant, Rep. Steve Stockman (R-TX) has announced that he'll be primary-challenging Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX) next year. In case you're unfamiliar with Stockman, he's the first-term congressman who basically took over Ron Paul's old district and has since spent the first half of his term as a Twitter troll....