The President Of The United States Is Being Sued By A Porn Star. Or In Other Words, Wednesday.

Another day, another porn star is suing the President of the United States for failing to sign a Hush Agreement over his alleged sexual encounter with said porn star. Or in other words, Wednesday in Trump world. Reported CNN

A new lawsuit filed by the porn star known as Stormy Daniels claims President Donald Trump never signed a hush agreement regarding an alleged sexual encounter between the two and therefore the agreement is void.

According to the legal complaint filed in California state court and tweeted out by her lawyer on Tuesday, Trump’s personal lawyer, Michael Cohen, signed the document on behalf of the President instead.

The porn star, whose real name is Stephanie Clifford, claims in the lawsuit to have had an affair with Trump several years prior to his presidency. However, the lawsuit claims that when he was running for office and multiple women were coming forward to share stories of their own alleged encounters with the then-Republican presidential candidate, Cohen intervened in an attempt to keep Clifford from coming forward as well.

“Despite Mr. Trump’s failure to sign the Hush Agreement, Mr. Cohen proceeded to cause $130,000.00 to be wired to the trust account of Ms. Clifford’s attorney. He did so even though there was no legal agreement and thus no written nondisclosure agreement whereby Ms. Clifford was restricted from disclosing the truth about Mr. Trump,” the document states.

The lawsuit says Cohen has continued his attempts at silencing Clifford — including as recently as February 27, 2018.

Let’s be honest about this — the likelihood that Clifford is telling the truth about all of this is incredibly likely. We know that Michael Cohen admitted that he paid Stormy Daniels to keep her quiet, and we know that Donald Trump doesn’t read anything, making his failure to sign a legal agreement that would have prevented this PR nightmare very probable. Of course we’ll find out about this as the legal case continues, but the smart money is on Trump and Cohen’s dishonesty, and the adult actress’s legitimacy (just think about that statement for a second). 

What would pass as a major scandal for any other politician and any other president in US history is simply another day in Trump’s dystopian reality tv show of a presidency. The Republican party won’t hold him accountable for his distinctly un-Christian behavior, the Democrats can’t, and Trump supporters either think it is a “Fake News” or simply don’t give a damn about it. In fact, many of them probably love the fact that their president is a porn star banging tough guy who would run into a mass shooting unarmed. 

Is there anything that will stick to this president? If Trump can collude with a foreign government to usurp American democracy, make sexist, racist statements on a weekly basis, stack his administration with corporate criminals, and survive cheating on his wife with a porn star, it is hard to see what will. Then again, tomorrow is Thursday. 

Ben Cohen is the editor and founder of The Daily Banter. He lives in Washington DC where he does podcasts, teaches Martial Arts, and tries to be a good father. He would be extremely disturbed if you took him too seriously.