On her final day at The Daily Show before launching her own show, correspondent Jessica Williams schooled some Bernie Sander supporters now pledging to vote for Donald Trump.
In a hilarious and somewhat concerning segment, Williams exposed the Bernie fanatics for what they really are — petulant children who are threatening to burn the country to the ground because they are not getting their way. Describing Clinton as a “scam artist” and a “stack of garbage,” the panel of halfwits were unable to draw any meaningful parallels between Sanders and Trump.
“I don’t get it,” Williams said. “How do you go from a left-wing progressive like Bernie to a man who worships money only slightly less than he worships himself?”
“They [Trump and Sanders] are literally opposite people.”
Williams then attempted an analogy as their blank faces continued to defy reality.
“Last week I wanted to go to this new restaurant,” said Williams. “But my friends wanted to go to this old restaurant, and I got outvoted, so instead of eating with them at this old restaurant, I went into this alley, and I sat down and ate a pile of dog shit.”
Thankfully, the data indicates Sanders supporters are moving slowly towards Clinton — evidently not with the help of these fools.
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