We open in a British living room. BREXIT is talking to his wife EU.
BREXIT: Fuck you and fuck this. You and the kids are holding me back, man! I’m a talent. Maybe I’ll start a band, man. I’ve still got IT. I’m outahere on my new motor bike and I’m gonna FUCK ME SOME CHICKS!
With a flick of his pony tail BREXIT leaves EU and the kids. We hear the sound of a motor bike starting.
BREXIT: I’M GONNA FUCK ME SOME CHICKS!!!!!
CUT to trendy bar filled with chicks. BREXIT walks over to some chicks.
BREXIT: What’s up ladies. Who wants to see a card trick?
CHICKS: Like, Ewwwww.
CUT to studio apartment with a mattress on the floor BREXIT is eating tuna out of a can while leaning over the sink. He checks for messages on his phone.
PHONE: You have no new messages.