Martin Shkreli: Screwing Patients Was “Best Possible Way to Get Girls”

As part of a Reddit AMA over the weekend, Turing Pharmceuticals CEO and major bro Martin Shkreli did his best to defend hiking the price up on lifesaving drug Daraprim by 5500%. Shkreli attempted to appear contrite as Reddit users laid into him in a marathon Q and A session, but unfortunately for the young millionaire, he was unable to contain his douchiness over such a long period of time.

Shkreli did appear human during many of the exchanges, but a back and forth between Shkreli and a Reddit user will unfortunately define what was supposed to be an image rehabilitation:

Reddit user:What have you learned, personally and professionally, from this media incident?

Shkreli: personally: this is the best possible way to get girls professionally: the media is effective at creating and telling a story

Here is the screen shot of the interaction (via TechCrunch):

Shkreli wants you to know he isn’t kidding about his ability to get girls, telling another Reddit user she would have to get in a “very,very long line” if she wanted a date with the capitalist super stud:

Let that be a lesson to all you wannabe stock traders: you might look like a nerd who got took one too many wedgies in high school, but work your way up the ladder in one the most predatory industries in America, be more of a dick than everyone else while screwing people who can’t defend themselves, and you’ll get mad chicks, bro.

Unless this happens to you.

Ben Cohen is the editor and founder of The Daily Banter. He lives in Washington DC where he does podcasts, teaches Martial Arts, and tries to be a good father. He would be extremely disturbed if you took him too seriously.