The White House Just Owned Dick Cheney Over Iran

Predictably, Sith Lord and former Vice President Dick Cheney opposes the Iran nuclear deal. Why? Because Dick Cheney wants to go to war with Iran as part of his unfinished masterplan to turn the Middle East into a giant strip mall for the benefit of US corporations. It went swimmingly in Iraq, so why not do the same in Iran?

Most recently, Cheney attempted to blame President Obama for Iran’s nuclear proliferation program, a lie that was exposed by Fox News’s Chris Wallace when he pointed out that Iran went from having no uranium enrichment centrifuges at all to 5,000 by the time he left office:

Apparently fed up with Cheney’s slew of media appearances pimping his new ludicrous book comparing Obama’s deal to Neville Chamberlain’s Munich Agreement in 1938, the White House released the following mashup of Cheney being wrong about virtually everything. It is hilariously devastating:

Ben Cohen is the editor and founder of The Daily Banter. He lives in Washington DC where he does podcasts, teaches Martial Arts, and tries to be a good father. He would be extremely disturbed if you took him too seriously.