Kim Davis’ “Eye of the Tiger” Freedom Walk is America

Behold Murica, this is what freedom looks like:

What could be more Christian than discriminating against gays, breaking the law and spending time in prison? Kim Davies is a true American/Christian hero! And those tears – a martyr too! Kim Davies is just like Jesus. Except without the love or compassion bit.

Ben Cohen is the editor and founder of The Daily Banter. He lives in Washington DC where he does podcasts, teaches Martial Arts, and tries to be a good father. He would be extremely disturbed if you took him too seriously.