VIDEO: Finally! Bad Lip Reading’s Take on the First Republican Debate

Yes, yes, yes, yes!

“I just wanted regular potatoes!” –Chris Christie

“You just froze a baby! You just froze a baby!” –Rand Paul

“Well, I have a pigeon. Lucas Don Velour.” –Donald Trump

And, holy shit, the Ben Carson sections are insanely hilarious.

Bob Cesca is the host of the Bob Cesca Show podcast, a twice weekly political talk show. He’s also a contributor to Salon.com. Follow him on Twitter and on Facebook.