This Absolute Evisceration of Pixels Is the Greatest Movie Review You Will Ever See

Pixels is almost certainly going to suck. I say “almost certainly” because I haven’t seen it yet, nor do I intend to. But thankfully, YouTube movie critic “Movie Bob” has because his ten-minute-long review of the newest, apparently laziest Adam Sandler vehicle — a movie that’s clearly aimed at finally wearing the nostalgia center of your brain down to a bloody nub — is so wonderful it almost makes the existence of Pixels that he so passionately bemoans worth it.

Seriously, watching this clip is like — well, I could come up with some outlandish and mildly clever comparison, but my creativity would immediately be laid waste by everything you’re about to see.

Gods bless you, Movie Bob.

Chez Pazienza was the beating heart of The Daily Banter, sadly passing away on February 25, 2017. His voice remains ever present at the Banter, and his influence as powerful as ever.